Take your fucking bicycle? This gets worse!
I'll put my hand up to namby-pamby motorcycling at times........but this really raises the bar to a level of pitiful that I doubt anybody else will ever reach!
You've got 2 decent bikes to choose from......just jump on one, rucksack on your back, and ride it FFS! Stop at the end of the day and check into a hotel wherever you happen to be!
Instead, you put your bike and fucking bicycle in a van and drive to the Peak District to kip in a garden shed and piss in a bottle!
I don't know about you lot, but this shit right here is more than enough to guarantee him TOTY 2023.
There's no way even @Marcel can match this shit!