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No sweat.......you can join our mechanically clueless club! You'll be in good company......me and this man! He's the one who nobody could identify as being mechanically clueless. He'd turn up to a race meet after a night of drinking and womanising along with Bill Ivy and not even know what fucking bike he was riding. Once he got on the bike he'd say "Which way does the track go and what's the lap record?" Then go out there and wipe the floor with everybody and smash the lap record! Unique talent.....but didn't know one end of a spanner from the other! I'm exactly the same......well apart from the talent bit obviously!

Excellent Dave! I bet not many of these modern bike shops could work on something like that?

So you take your bike on holiday and have nothing else to do other than resize pics on here? You sad twat!

Fred doesn't want to go anywhere near your pussy @Sofia!

It's on the move......so this can now go in Ride Reports!

Very bushy one!

When or if he actually rides we can move it back into Ride Reports!

Nice shots! Makes me want to get down to the van dealer!

Jumped ship again Marcel?

On a more positive note I got my Pension through today, and with the new increase it was €908.

I notice that nobody's gone for the smutty innuendo? Yet!

At least you won't be able to hear the annoying cunt!

So......did you do the 11 Plus or had they withdrawn it by then?

You should do bearing in mind where you come from!

No change there then!

Pissing down here!

I wish it was that straightforward actually......at least I could say I had the gun in my back. No.....it was just to get out of living at home with my schizophrenic mother cos I was always getting kicked out! Out of the frying pan into the fire!

And I was the fucking saddest I can tell you!

He never had them to begin with!

No.....I lived in a city of 180K people! Nearly 250K now I think!

All the focus was on Swansea at the time though! They were convinced that the murderer was from there!

I do remember visiting him when he was on remand in Cardiff nick in 1973 actually.

.......only to gay men?

No pics? What you reckon here @Slowlycatchymonkey?