boboneleg

It’s red felt tip (sharpie), it’s too long a story but a young lady who saw my painted nails wanted to kiss them . There’s some feckin weirdos about ?

Well done Tim , your prize is one of the spots from Bruce's arse ?

Anyway , no fish or any other aquatic life were harmed while I made my feck up. I returned home to my garage and spent the next hour on 'leg maintenance'

So it was my chance to get out today for my first trail ride since early November. Socially distanced of course, only three of us and all firmly in the 'old fart ' category Tim hasn't been on a trail ride for over 10 years , so he turns up on a 2 year old KTM 350 and then in conversation throws in that he was the winner in the over 60's enduro category last year , so we now have a ringer ? Anyway, we set off doing the lanes on and around the A37 in Somerset, most were quite dry for this time of the year.......... We passed the time of day with several horse riders that were out, one young lady exclaimed 'there's a lot of you out today' , I suppose some of the horse riders have still been out during lockdown and I don't blame them as they are only riding locally and now they're surprised to see bikes out on the lanes again. Some 'nature' here for Michelle, if you look closely you can see primroses growing on the bank of this sunken lane............... I do like a ford crossing and my mate Tone takes a damned fine photo............. Time for a break after the ford, out with the sandwiches, flasks of coffee and a good old chinwag.............. So on one of the last lanes of the day we come to a ford (of sorts) and have a look at it from the safety of the bridge. Now in the past we've ridden through it with no problem whatsoever , it was hard to gauge the depth as the water was murky but I decided to go for it. The water turned out to be no problem at all but the surface underneath was pure silt. I stalled and when i put my leg down it sunk into about a foot of water and then a foot of silt. Thank god , big Tone waded in and steadied the bike while I got off and then it took all three of us to pull it back out. As we rode the rest of the lane I could harly ride as the weight of the water in my boot was pulling my leg off so I had to make a stop to sort things out Anyway , no fish or any other aquatic life were harmed while I made my feck up. I returned home to my garage and spent the next hour on 'leg maintenance'

Hello Patel, sorry I mean David

Are you any relation to Ginger Pubes Pete ?

I totally agree with you Pete, most of the world doesn't seem to be happy unless they're offended by something or other. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BLEATING BASTARDS !! It's nowehre near as good as a @Buckster putdown , but ffs ?

Back in the real world................................................ I actually prefer the SS180 to the Hustler

Albania

There is absolutely nothing distiguished about me so I'll give it a miss ?

Blimey, it's hard to choose this month. Some good photos there.............

Where is the lazy assed dude whose gig this is meant to be ?

Best I can do this month

Nice one Chris, I’ll go for a ride to Devizes and take a photo of the flight of locks on the Kennet & Avon when I get the chance

I'm pretty certain this is the lane from Symondsbury to North Chideock

Yep, that's definitely Dorset but you're not far from the Devon border.

Hello ?

Nice one Pete, some proper off-roading right there ? BOTM contender.............

I used to practise balancing on the back wheels of my wheelchair (a bit like a balanced wheelie) until my wife came in the living room unexpectedly. Taken by surprise I went over the back but avoided hitting my head. Lying on the floor I looked to my wife for sympathy but she just looked at me and said ' you stupid man' and walked out

In the garage at the moment as it’s pissing down

Bang on Alan ?

Looks like Dorset to me ?

I like your 'technical descriptions' like fucked and shit

So I've just put my tent up in the garden to help this young lad out. Myself and a few of my mates are doing the same tonight and we're donating to his charity. https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/max-woosey1