boboneleg

There is no doubt in my mind that you are a very brave man. You can clearly see that the bumming dago midgets had just gone for their lunch, you can see that they've left their musical instrument behind and had recently been chopping up firewood. You might have been bummed to musical accompaniment and then burned at the stake

So what's different tomorrow

Not a chance in hell

My mate lives in Plymouth, I could ask him to go down to the Hoe and blow it back up north if you like ?

Love my Arai Tour-Cross, I'm on my fourth one now and have two at the moment

He looks about 6' 4'' to me so that's much easier for him to do than some of us. I nearly always mount my bike from the opposite side to the sidestand anyway.

If they haven't posted anything after 2 weeks you should delete them ?

Photoshopped

There's a new game being played on this forum, it's called ' flounce before you've even posted anything '

I've already stated elsewhere on here that I'd buy another DR650 at the drop of a hat. The CRF250 Rally , absolutely . For the money it's bloody amazing and costs sixpence to run. The Van Van, no I wouldn't buy another one, it's just a fun thing for sunny days. Now the difficult one, the Tenere 700. I love that bike, the engine is so smooth and so willing, it looks good and has great road manners but I'm not sure if I'll ever buy a bike that big again.

What an awesome looking road, and France has so many of them

That looks like a great day out Pedro

Hung like a donkey ?

When we first saw one at the bike show Tone wanted to stick his knob up the exhaust pipe

If your circumstances changed tomorrow and you could only have one bike what would you choose ? I would go for a 2021 Suzuki DR650 SE........ Unfortunately , you can't one here. So if one of you guys/gals on the other side of the pond could kindly ship one over I'd be eternally greatful

That's one hell of an effort, a bit hard to comprehend actually on our tiny island

The question is, are you going to go back and buy a burger ?

You've got to feel sorry for the wankers who make this shit up, what sad fucking lives they must live

Only in France, you can never predict what might be around the next corner

How about, '' I may be a while, i'm just off to curl out a patootie ''

Wow, that's a proper old school garage. Not many left like that now.

When I was about 17 I opened the wardrobe door and pissed in there

This young lady is gobsmacked at how quickly you ate that burger and fries

I've found the photo relating to my award, said bunny has kindly been placed on my handlebars. Fuckmine, looking that photo I was actually young once