boboneleg

Who are you calling stumpy ............

You could always for this ...........

Ok , last one for me then

Six toes

I don't need them for street cred as I only wear them in the house . They are my slippers as normal slippers won't stay on my prosthetic leg , they are also very comfortable

If yours are spelt 'crocks' you've bought knock offs from the pub again ........

I may have had to have a nap yesterday afternoon

Come on @Limerickman , we were hoping for some epic tales and photos…….

I’ve got no chance , the dancing thing is on . Fortunately I’ve seen the Italian Job about 67 times

I’m stuffed now, time for a lie down

Main course…,,,

Cool

Round 2

Round 1

How many times did you fall off

Under orders, 3-2-1. Goooooo

i'll translate ........................ Fuck off you English bastards or I'll blow your feckin caravan up ..............