boboneleg

Gay

Gay

I wonder why nobody nominated you

That's that american football (soccer) player isn't it ? Looked it up , here she is ............. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megan_Rapinoe

Very cool

Exciting day for me, I'm driving the mighty Cube up to Gatwick to meet my mate who is flying in with my donkey parts order

Or you could just copy it like I just did ..............

She/he hasn't got any

I’m sorry but mentioning the sucking of cocks is forbidden , I can’t find my yellow card at the moment so you’re getting one these

I haven’t read the guidelines either

Absolutely

I saw it but I didn't want to say anything incase it all goes to shite again

@Tango I remember Vesta curries (and the chicken supreme) from my batchelor days. Some of my other delights were boil in the bag Cod in parsley sauce , Heinz curried baked beans and Birds Eye frozen pies . When microwave ovens came along it was a revelation for me

Ive just finished all the ironing, might as well as it's pissing down again but with rainbows inbetween. I can't remember the last time we had a dry day that lasted 24 hours .

I always save the nan for breakfast , love that coconut in it

My wife has had the cough for the past couple of days, I've escaped it so far.

Just had a peshwari nan for breakfast .................

Where's Sean , did you blow him as well ?

What, no baler twine !!

My mother-in-law on the flight to Napoli and then my sister-in-law to Milan and flight home . Hence my anxiety trying to sort it all out

I think it's a drinks container (like you get in a fast food joint). I will have to take a suit as there is a dress code

I remember going for a my first curry aged 16 with some older mates after a gig. I had quite a few beers beforehand (at the gig) and I don't remember much about the curry as I fell asleep on the toilet , the staff evicted me after my mates had gone home

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