boboneleg

It’s 6.00 am and the f*ckers didn’t turn up. Hurrah

I’m listening to the gay boxing on the radio in my garage

My friend and I are ready incase they pay a visit

No, the garage is at the end of the garden seperate from the house. There is access to it from a communal lane at the rear, hence any theiving scrotes have fairly easy access.

So this afternoon I popped out into the lane at the rear of our house to take some cutting discs up to my neighbour. Just up the lane were two scrotes on moto-x bikes with hoodies up. I approached them and asked them how they got here , 'we didn't ride innit mate' was their answer. I laughed and informed them that a copper lives just down the lane , they asked where ? With that my neighbour came out and asked me who they were , they clocked him and f*cked off down the lane (he's a 6'2'' 21 stone guy from Greneda) . I will be sleeping in my garage tonight as instinct tells me that these are part of the same gang that stole five bikes and tools from my place of work last year. If they do return and try to take my bikes I will be sleeping with my Royal Naval divers issue knife to protect myself and my property

Great looking bike, that stonking engine and brembo brakes are a great start. The suspension being non-adjustable is a bit of a let down and at over £9000 it's a little bit pricey imo. The lovely, lovely mirrors are a nice touch and it so happens that I have some for sale. These are the original VIcma folding mirrors , not the cheap chinese copies that vibrate like f*ck Please ask if you want a pair or even one ..............

This was better though ...................

Gold Hill, Shaftesbury. Famous for the Hovis advert...............

Hmmmmmmm, that's an interesting solution. I have no idea if that would work but might be worth a try ? What do you say @Sir Fallsalot , @Buckster , @Catteeclan

Nice one Dave, you've reminded me that I need a new one I'll get one for Pete as well, he can give it to his Wife/Tony the Tools/Ivan the Barber as a Xmas present

Not quite, the engine is the same as the KLX300 . Not the whole bike .

I don't think you need to worry Lionel, seeing as you only eat chips .............

Check the earth from the battery, could be loose.

https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/live-devon-m5-traffic-a38-8670332

Not a lot. Ex-neighbours coming to visit this afternoon (they live in Australia now) but that's up in the air as the M5 is shut and they're stuck in it . Taking Paolo to the nursing home tomorrow to see mother-in-law , apparently he will be singing for the inmates. Saturday evening will be kebab and beer/cider

Good luck @Clive

I freshened up my Rally yesterday with a new seat as the original has sagged after six years of use. I went for a black seat from a 250M, I much prefer it to the red item, the strap was removed straight away

Where in Dorset , there's a nice beach for you at Studland Bay ...............

The engine is the same as in the KLX300, built in the same factory. Hence why Voge get to use it in their own bike, a bit like the deal between KTM and CF Moto. We didn't see Nathan at the Stella but we did see an Italian registered bike

Wow, big hands

What size are you Clive ?

That's got a touch of Howard Jones about it.

I've been out and about today on the Sled . First off I went to Completely Motorbikes in Gloucester (I think they used to be Thunder Road) to look at a KTM Freeride. I don't think that model is for me but I did see a Honda CRF250X there and I was impressed with that, unfortunately it's sold but they'll let me know if they get another one in Then via a ride across the Cotswolds I went to Pete Hammond Motorcycles (closing down now ) and bought their remaining stock of gloves. There was a bit of a kerfuffle as I tried to load all of it onto the Sled.............. Anyway, I made it home without losing anything, just have to selll them now