Clive

My daughter did 2 years (thereabouts) on her Piaggio NRG 50cc , it is much easier to learn to ride on one with it being a auto....much like riding a pushbike with having to pedal. ....a car took her fancy after riding home from nightshifts in shit weather, she did once push the scoot home a distance of nearly 2 miles when the roads were covered in snow & ice....wise decision. My lad has never shown any inclination to ride or drive, he has never had a driving licence....he did have a nice mountain bike at one time, but he sold it when he ran out of Fosters one day. Good work with your daughters lessons. 🏍

Carpet cleaning. Makes a change from gardening.

Richmonds finest.....

It is a redundant feature nowdays.

That reminds me of a song.

C to a O, easy done if you have bad eyesight. Like my wife, her maiden surname was Kerridge, on hospital/dental/doctors appointments they would shout...Miss Carriage.....

My doctor is a gentleman of Asian decent, his English aint that cracking......he opened his consulting room and shouted."Olive".............................................the twat.

But she can't quite put her finger on it.

Wish I had thought a original name for my handle on here...... even my doctor gets my name wrong.

Putting down some corn?.....Best of luck, odds on your wife already knows what your up to.

Nearly, but not quite.

@XTreme would you do the same if a certain party rocked up to your gaff. ?

Good man, get your act together, and get it on the road for this summer.

Smells fishy to me..... or is that a red Herring?

It is our event of the week tomorrow........oh yes!......Asda. Hope the cars battery ain't flat.

Sis in law calls our bungalow God's waiting room.

As long as you pay for it. fine by me.

Fuck!..... better tell my wife not to organise a surprise birthday party for me in advance of my birthday then......

Whoo Hooo!...I have not got to go for my yearly MRI this June.....I must be getting better! or they have given up on me.

Yee Hawwww

And in English?

Hope I do not start doing that trick..

Seems he does nothing by halves........all the best for a speedy recovery.

3 broken ribs I have only had 1 and that was bad..