Slowlycatchymonkey

I found it surprising on the motorways in Spain at night they have unbelievably bright retina burning signs flashing at you. Its like they installed them without a night mode. The Enfield Continental has a ridiculously bright headlight on it, I think he said he changed it to LED. I thought Mr Slowly had it on full beam. Gonna have to get that sorted before the off, hoping its just angled badly but what do I know.

Under the Packhorse in Bristol theres a Victorian Street. They simply built over the top of it, how old is Yen? Looks like his work to me https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-bristol-42601750

Hehehe they obviously liked it judging from how long they let it play! Ragtime music on mogadon?

Your in fine company then, a bigger bunch of useless fuckers would be hard to find.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-58746703

I always think if you can't put something down and walk away from it (figuratively) without it playing on your mind you are looking at the beginnings of a form of addiction whether its alcohol, drugs or a type of behaviour. Personally Im an event drinker. Im happy alcohol free but when event comes up where everyones drinking I will join in with aplomb. Its defiantly not good for me because I feel like death for days after but I have no intention of changing, it does put me off the stuff for a long time! @Tango your brothers wifes Dr is either a twat or she wasnt telling the truth about what he said which is extremely common in alchy's. They kid themselves and everyone around them theyre fine because they don't drink in the morning or they don't drink spirits or whatever excuse allows them to carry on doing exactly what they want to do. "My Dr says its fine" is something I heard over and over again when patients told me honestly how many units they were drinking and 9 times out of 10 they were way out of the safe zone and they knew it.

Unlike a man a woman actually has a twat and we often refer to my mother as a dick so everything's fair game I think. Maybe consult Buckster he's the resident king of skilled sweary insults?!

Woah rough call, he is sitting next to a whippet

Fair point

Nope n u can't blame them

One of the things I like about this place is its no crowd pleaser, sod google stats, lets have a free n fair vote

Oi! Interfering with the vote isn't cool!

The next greasy pole climbing megalomaniac, whoever they are, same lunacy, maybe banging a different colour drum but generally the same self serving disconnected arseholes.

I prefer a naked ride, loud and underpowered are a bore, but I don't know you so you can keep your hat on and we'll laugh from there. Or not you might surprise...

depends on the quality

UK bike has to be road legal on a reg check for here so Im just covering that base on the outside chance its not back shortly.

Im gonna disagree on this one, they all have lines whether they belong to beyonce or jackson pollock. Someone one laboured over the bikes appearance and we all like lusting (or not) after them But taking bags off for a pic is a bit namby pamby so you'll make points back up there

ooo psychic just booked the mechanic moments ago so MOT for the Himalayan tomoz and he'll come here for a day on the 15th Oct, Ill be looking to book the ferry asap after that. Maybe leave a couple of days grace incase everything doesn't go smoothly on the 15th. Lovely moment yesterday when Mr Slowly said he was looking forward to riding to Salobrena so much and when can we leave

he says

Anything that ruins the lines of the bike is a no no so a tail pack will always trump a top box but an unencumbered bike wins hands down. That includes removing your dumbass helmet and gloves from it for the pic

yep thats what needs to be done but just one today isn't really enuf to catch it is it.

A faceless shapeshifter.. scary. I have a suspicion there's a real person lurking under all the layers

Thanks Tango. I have lateral flow tests here left over from my sons twice weekly testing for college. Ill do one later

Oh so thats why no-ones ever seen your face

Im abstaining based on the fact one vote is not enough and Im starting a campaign for proportional representation. Oops no I lied Ive voted