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Slowlycatchymonkey

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  1. Was a turn around from the offset Pete. Different vibe from better folk.
  2. That’s lovely Sofia. Lovely and sad. I adore your bright side. Merry Crimbo
  3. You lot have got me in trouble for looking at my phone rather than Christmas eveing with everyone. Will seek treatment in the new year
  4. What that hell another tatty award for the downstairs loo
  5. Hehehe A dictionary that can’t spell 1. Degrating term to describe girlfriends
  6. Nah my repertoire is vast and I shift gears quick. WTF am I saying. I knew having a sherry wasn’t a good iidea!
  7. Woah brutal, I’m all about the peace, love n (bike riding in the) sunshine man
  8. I wouldn’t assume that about my number one fan
  9. Gonna be waay busy same as yesterday yet somehow I find moments to check in on here, yesterday I went to type my password into the online banking and starting typing motorc..
  10. Im shocked anyone would vote for me, if your one of them please PM me so I can forward your details to a good psychologist
  11. There’s a picture of him and his bezzie Farage wearing a Panama hat at some event and someone posted “is it just me or do these guys look like the baddies from Indiana Jones?” This pic would fit well with it
  12. Do you know the man still has his childhood nanny.
  13. Do you have to have the equivalent of MOT (vehicle safety inspection) over there? Would the horn have to be working to pass?
  14. Another one who vociferously campaigned for Brexit then moved his business out of the UK. Him and Dyson can do one… I’ll keep the hairdryer though
  15. Apart from in your house where your wife’s kind enough to hide it from your diabetic arse.. in the laundry
  16. A great car and a lovely tribute to someone loved
  17. Does anything any of them say matter to anyone anymore? NOPE
  18. Not sure about the hat choice.. the smoking .. the perm, the temperament or the wisdom of heeled boots on a cobbled street.. apart from that
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