Slowlycatchymonkey

Mr Slowly did some dramatic dieting a few years ago and I’m not a dieter so I found it awful. I kept crisps, chocolate n other snacks out in the garage and in my car, I realised I had become a secret eater- secret because I didn’t want to eat it in front of the dieting one So yer you discover the strong flavouring you don’t need much of pretty quick, judicious use of the right herbs n spices make the dish. The only problem you then have is other people’s food (restaurant included) tastes of the oil, fat n salt it’s generally loaded with

Sorry can’t resist a little bit of a wind up

Looks lovely. When I was in Kaprun I spent a day in Zell am see. Lovely place. Don’t know what it looks like naked though I’ve only ever seen it covered in a blanket of snow and that makes even the worse places look great How do you find a campsite with a covered area? Do you just wade through the different websites or pic what you fancy and contact them?

Smidge of chilli or smoked paprika in the creamed corn is nice.

Looks delicious, would be great with sliced baguette dripping in garlic butter….

Love a bit of creamed corn and sweet potato

Oh now that’s not on, leaving us dangling, what culinary delight?!

Well isn’t that lovely news. Thanks

Warning warning potential volatile content ahead

Who knew

I noticed the savvy parents found their way into the pool area remaining fully clothed and sat drinking beer n reading while us less than sensible ones got whacked in the face by sheets of water and the limbs of squealing children Bicycle hire is a good move but you might want to face the inevitable now and book up early cos the seasoned parents have all the good shit (and bicycles) booked up long before they arrive!

Im already reaching for my wallet

Blighty for a holiday Work stuff meant we had to return (not surprising). It looks like there maybe a miracle work cure on the horizon (don’t count your chickens etc etc) so perhaps Spain on the bikes within the next couple of weeks

I heard screaming but I swear I was not doing 30…

Which centre? Its like going on holiday to your local council run sports centre, rubbish food and overpriced activities. Took mine three times under duress because thats where their school friends were going. Only thing I can say thats helpful is take flip flops for the pool showers because the changing rooms have that slippery slime on them that you cant bear to wipe on your towel and who wants wet verruca sludge on their feet Good luck

Oh right tell me that now when its too late to offer us a cup o tea!

Spent the weekend at The Aviator in Sywell. I’m a bit of a sucker for time pieces and its an old art deco officers mess that was so well looked after they kept the original Art Deco fixtures n fittings and turned it into a hotel. Its still a working airfield and has a museum attached (shut this morning so cant tell you what thats like). I loved the old furniture and architecture. After a lovely ride in the sunshine across the Cotswolds it was a great place to stop. The food menu does not do the place justice at all, it was well executed but very basic pub menu (gammon egg n chips, burger n chips etc etc) but they said they had to pull the menu right back because just like other hotels they cant find staff and have to keep it as simple as possible. Cheaper than most premier inns but much much more interesting. https://www.aviatorhotel.co.uk/

Are you familiar with Godwins Law?

You haven’t tried hard enough! Or maybe you’ve never lived in a very Conservative area where not reading the Hate Mail is enuf to get you on a watch list

@XTreme Be grateful for your lowly place and dont make a fuss while we line our pockets, melt the planet and reduce your life expectancy or you’ll be branded a commie troublemaker!

The impertinence of it!

If you crack it your a bit screwed but Indian use cast aluminium frames….

Hahahahaaa love it. That little guy knows how to laugh at himself ay but better still Fury’s so ready to pummel the living shit out of anyone that although he’s laughing he still looks like he’s considering snapping the little fucker in two

From an anonymous account I hope!

Who’s gonna dare tell him they made his suit from children’s curtains?