Slowlycatchymonkey

I think it was a deliberate mix to get an interesting fighting dog. It was only a small puppy when my mum got it but it was already screwed up. I suspect there were other dogs in the litter that showed more fighting potential and they ditched the rest. Animal cruelty makes me fume beyond reason, I could quite easily enjoy the cruelty they inflict being inflicted on the perpetrator!

I seem to have missed the thankyou to @XTreme off the end of that.

I think youd surprised Pete, I have a serious case of the book doesnt fit the cover, people make huge assumptions based on my appearance and for me its always wrong. So its lovely to be here just being myself without people getting angry that the thing they assume is quiet sweet and girly does swear and isnt what they expected

I knew youd come round to Royal Enfield in the end.

Im guessing your saying she was Bonnie…

My son reminded me earlier that on Christmas Day I hook kicked my mums dog in the face! I forgot all about it, she has a rescue dog thats got a nasty side and when my son broke into a run down the hallway it started growling and baring its teeth before launching into a run after my boy- it wasnt going to end well. The shock stopped it in its tracks. Feel a bit bad about it now but what you gonna do? She had one of those DNA tests done on it and its part Staffie, part Vizsla, part Rottweiler and part Doberman. Cant imagine a worse combo, reckon I got off lightly! And its called Bonnie

I could see it was pixelated without zooming in but yer cors I did

No new restrictions here before new year.

Is that a Lego Pterodactyl?

Mind you its hard to have a fatal accident when it’s constantly jam packed and going over 10mph is just a dream

Oh thats totally on me Grace, going too fast, not paying attention, a moment of utter stupidity and there was no way the Himalayans shitty brakes were gonna save me @XTreme I think youll find Im great in gravel traps, Im thinking about offering lessons The road accident and death stats for Spain are nowhere near as good as the UK. The UK consistently ranks third safest roads in the world and Spain hovers between 9th and 10th which isnt bad until you consider how busy UK roads are and how empty most Spanish roads usually are.

No topbox…

Lovely. But now I need a nap!

Brilliant. Nice to hear you mastered it so quickly.

Yer rot n death is stinky!

Ah I as imagining some sort of plane bilge I didnt know about

What is space A?

They cant people inclined in that direction are always saving them for when they get on an aeroplane.

Its great isnt it, I do like to see a bit of happy

Bugger! Hope you stay symptom free

Salobrena is looking pretty appealing right now. Might do Christmas in Spain next year just to see if Christmas in sunshine feels a weird as it sounds.

Morning minger losers and happy Boxing Day Love Boxing Day cant wait for the cold cuts, pickles and bubble n squeak

MERRY CRIMBO HAVE A GOOD ONE

Goodnight lovelies. Don’t forget over the coming year that you twatishly passed up on the bona fide gem of a top banana @Grasshopper's Ride as your MOTY and voted for a lightweight halfwit. Minger losers vote wisely next year.