Slowlycatchymonkey

Mr Slowly had a shoulder repair and was told it couldnt be done until he stopped playing, eventually the damage was so severe his arm stopped working and gave him constant pain. They did the repair and the consultant told him it was the most difficult repair he’d ever done and in no uncertain terms he must not play rugby. The surgery worked well and 6 weeks later I drop my sons off at rugby and go to say hello to Mr Slowly who’s coaching. Except he’s nowhere to be seen, everyone on the side of the pitch saw me and stopped talking cos the mad mother was on the pitch playing! “But but but they were short a player and the game would have been cancelled if I hadn’t….”

Im afraid he’s retired now but he probably would of Get your rugby club to find a rugby loving surgeon and give him membership n invite him to the VIPs lunch, the rest will follow. Mind you if the surgeon says yes I can do it but no rugby for an entire season after I bet you wouldnt have it done

I once watched a player convince a vet to stitch up his face with thick nylon fluorescent sutures and he then went back on The only times Ive persuaded Mr Slowly to go to A&E its been at least two days after a break! Fortunately one of the most loyal supporters was an orthopaedic surgeon who would see them in his private clinic for free. He was a good man.

Tape it up (when convenient of course) and carry on, then after drink to deaden the pain and if its still broken 3 days later maybe go and see someone, then again probably not cos you dont want to miss the next game

Rugby players never quit Pete

Tis a certain type that plays rugby, particularly front row, a shared mentality that others dont have. Bet youve broken a bone and carried on playing?!

You sound like Mr Slowly

Youre gonna have to try cos future Rich will be pretty pissed off with present Rich if he does himself permanent concussion damage that stops him playing rugby. Maybe you should watch ‘Concussion’ with Will Smith after all

Fraid so Rich. Now we better understand about the damage micro bleeds cause with concussion your gonna have to take it easy for a bit!

Time for a beer and a bit of crap tele!

I realised quite late in my life after knowing a lot of very wealthy people nearly all of them are complete cunts. You dont get or stay rich by being a nice or good person. They think theyre immune from the normal rules of decency and life must bend to suit them and having a lot of money makes that happen. My experience of very wealthy people is that theyre toxic. If I asked for her place in Spain she’d likely give it to me but the real price for it would be unbearable!

Im easily pleased! Plenty of thrills in those pics. The excitement of not knowing for sure what lays ahead and getting the bike through it.

No. She has a mansion in Mijas but she hasnt been there for a very long time. Being on her tod and a bit frail now she prefers it here. She lives in a posh part of Buckinghamshire. Which isnt far away enough!

Love it @Sir Fallsalot Your pics have really cheered me up.

What a crap weekend! Came back to Blighty (because its Mr Slowlys 50th next week and we’re going to Dublin to celebrate) so my mum turns up here unannounced with a gift for me, I ask Mr Slowly to tell her Im unwell and cant see her (which is true though its a duty free induced illness ) so she offloads a load of bullshit on him that was meant for me, its stuff thats going to stir up a boat load of trouble. So pissed off. Im now going to have to go and see her and read out the riot act and if she doesn’t acquiesce immediately then Im going to have to delete her from my life. Its a tad discombobulating loving someone and wanting them to fuck off and die at the same time

Twats

It’s a minefield isn’t it! I have separate prime amazon.es and amazon.co.uk accounts and the default address on the Spanish one is an Amazon locker so if the webpage page being in a different language isn’t enough of a warning it’ll only end up in a locker for a few days before being returned Amazon Prime in Spain is only £26 compared with £80 in the UK, greedy swines! I have still nearly sent something to Spain from the IUK though, you can’t put enough safeguards in place for some people Thats A LOT of tax on your parcel! I understand it’s all over the place and even if you look up the code it can still double or treble but that’s crazy! Wotcha buy from triumph?

I dunno Pete, my mum always said "whatever it is its better out than in"

Amazon Spain has the same items for the same moola, I just linked the uk site for ease of reading. But thanks for the heads up I don't see the advantage of ordering from the UK unless its a specialist thing you cant otherwise get.. like curry powder

Finished my weekend by doing a bit of ordering, the solar thing is essential but looks good, I dunno the multimeter I spent £££ on because it does data logging and it will do all the recording and send it to an app, hopefully helping me avoid the mathematical car crash that surely ensues if Im involved in the calculation and.. I just wanted it https://smile.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B08K3BQTNK/ref=ox_sc_act_title_3?smid=A1X24PMZYWVYTH&th=1 https://smile.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B08NJT38SF/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Wow thats beautiful.

Id offer a biscuit with that but I think the derision would be unbearable.. cake?

Hehehe. At his size if he tantrumed there'd only be kindling left

I give up. Tea anyone?