Slowlycatchymonkey

I’m partial to sad twats, Ive done a hell of a lot of endurance cycling in the past so am unashamedly a sad twat myself, glass houses n all that.

That has made me very hungry, Im off to get something to eat!

Really lovely pics. The display looks good too. Thats quite some achievement, made me happy that has. Thanks.

I remember why I only drink watered down wine now. Found an order confirmation sent at 3am for fifty quids worth of silks and a complicated embroidery pattern of over 24,000 stitches for…. Evil Knievel 24,000 stitches, does anyone live long enough to actually do 24,000 stitches?!! Damn google images and easy to use upload services. Damn wine. Double damn autofill bank card details. Where have the safe days gone where there’s no way a sloshy brain would be able to correctly enter that many card numbers in a row? The place I booked in Dublin looks cool though, Ill keep that If anyones drunk ordered anything dumber tell me, its good to connect with fellow nut job shoppers

is there a compilation of BOTM shots anywhere? All the submissions not just the winners would be good. Like in a gallery with all the jibberjabber removed. Id love a browse of that.

Jeezus. Ive had a hangover ALL fecking day. This drinking malarkey is so much harder than it used to be. The floorings still not done, the washing machine still cant be used, no cheese gobbling happened, Ive not even had the energy to watch crap on the internet, but mysteriously Ive managed to string a sentence together to post on here, see how I prioritise you.

Good move Tym even more useless drivel there than on here

Bezzies birthday party last night, head really hurts now. Have to finish utility flooring today cos no-one can use the washing machine til its done. This maybe the last time I do the flooring myself cos as gratifying as cheap n neat is grovelling around the under worktops and machinery is boring as hell! Heyho the beef bourguignon currently blipping away will make up for the pain later hmm maybe a cheese cobbler to go with If one of you doesnt mess with the words cheese cobbler Ill be disappointed

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Reached saturation point on talking about covid Pete. Ill come back to the thread for a celebration when they finally drop all the restrictions which a certain foppy haired flip flopping charlatan says he’s going to bring forward from the 23rd March

Happy Sunday 🏍 Woke up to an empty house, very strange feeling, so quiet and peaceful, wont last but Im revelling in it while it does!

Happy Sunday Hope youre getting a sunny Sunday looks promising here at the moment Might be a bit absent for a while, got a lot on. See your shortly. Play nicely or not. Most likely not

I’m beginning to see why we have high numbers then. Apart from that shortage you’d be hard pushed to find a household here without a box of covid tests. But in Spain even capped at £3 euros its going to deter people from testing. My family have all had to test weekly for various reasons and that would be €12 euros a time, one one period we had to test twice a week which would be €28! No way I’d pay that if we were symptom free. I’m guessing that’s why you didn’t test when you and the wife felt a bit dodgy cos you don’t have a box of tests at home?

@XTreme how does getting covid tests work in Spain? I read that the covid lateral flow tests have to be bought or appointments have to be made and that the govt had to intervene to cap the price at €3 per tests cos being ripped off for basic testing. Is it not like here were everyone has a free pack of them (shortage’s allowing) at home and tests regularly as a matter of course?

Currently my only option

Its suits the forum in a lot of ways Lionel. Carry on Biking while you can you bunch of geriatrics, carry on biking with the terrible carry on humour, carry biking the endurance/ hard core rider/ traveller. Can be taken many ways.. yep theres even carry on options in that sentence

Im a yes for the gifs alone. And who says we’re not serious enough? Serious people should have a serious look and themselves, they’d quickly conclude they take themselves/life too seriously and if they don’t conclude that they should go and find other like minded souls who also reach seriously poor conclusions

I dont think so, Id ask for opinions sit on it for a couple of days let it germinate at then make an executive decision which Id guess will be a yes. Cos this place is a Carry On The domain name alone is worth having, sounds like a successful brand. Surprised it’s available.

It suits Pete in so many ways!

This forum is Petes Carry on Biking team!

Could be your last chance.

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Im impressed they still work!