Happy to have been of service, but you only say that because you know it has to be true, how else would he know.....
Funny you say though as I did spot a picarsehole in 'that' layby I stayed in the other day with an old ginger looking cunt at the wheel so he could well be a dogging specialist and the 'problems' he's experiencing with his picarsehole are all just a ruse to throw us off the scent that he drove here to said layby for its activities...