busabeast

So what's the old twat going to get this week

Tomorrow we are heading back home from our family holiday away in great Yarmouth. It's not been a bad week, all 3 kids have enjoyed themselves immensely. Back to the daily grind on Monday

Yes, I believe mine is

It's never going to be the right temp for you, just got out and go get yet another new bike so you can have it for 20 mins then you'll be needing to change it yet again

Some hernia cream

But it might be drizzling at some point on the way or too hot or too cold, the clouds might be going the wrong direction or he won't pass enough dago midget bumholes on the way to get his fix,so I'm afraid riding his bike to said dealers is out of the question

Yes im afraid you did.... And if it looked like that you've got more problems than we first thought

No but I'd bet he's been going all American pie on it.....

8 bikes in 20 years for me

Well yeah you would owner of bodge it and scarper motors

8 months per bike that's madness, do you have any no claims because you don't have a policy for over a year on any one bike on average

I don't think this place is as bad a place as the place with no name yes we've had a few members who rocked the boat and thankfully flounced but I quite like it

I'd bet you change your shoes each time it's been raining too, and it's not just you, I just don't understand anyone who changes vehicles often

So you're happy to have a car till it falls apart but a bike you change more than you change your clothes, I don't get it! My first ninja I had for 10 years the 2nd one I had for 3 years and I've had the busa for around 8 months and the rsv for 14 months I just don't understand why you'd change your bike so often

But you haven't had it for that long.... why don't you change the car instead? I bet you've had that for years

Probably along the lines of I like to go to abandoned places for fun 'wink wink' what would you recommend to me that is unreliable enough that it'll break down so I can enjoy my fun for longer

A mobility scooter

Erm something he hasn't had before, not that that narrows it down at all, since he's more'n likely had every bike ever made. How about a penny farthing? Though I'd bet he had one of them when he was a little nipper back in the mid 1800s

Yeah we can't forget about that, though by his own admission a push bike is too much for him so a proper bike is out the question

And who doesn't like a poll

Well unless it's 5 miles down the road he might get caught out in a bit of drizzle and die or.... melt in the mid morning sun, its out of the question though he'll say they have nothing that interests him

Pete's just messaged me to ask when he can come pick it up, it would seem he was too scared/worried to ask in person through fear of being ridiculed, can't think of why

When did bucky give you his harley horn?

Where?? We've had no new members