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a dash cam wont stop car drivers being idiots..

they look like two hillbilly chrome dildos

Gay

did the earth move for your boyfriend as well

no ..no i dont..

all you need to know is im a big deal round here.... i have shelves full of leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany .

no ... bob , no i dont ... they are probably lesbians

How would that of worked .... you wrecked it falling off it

no.. thats where my yard is .. i couldn't live down there ..its a shithole

no ...no ian i dont

shithole

You Plastic skirt wearing sweaty sock....

you been have little wrestles with em in your pants ?

Unless your driving one

I let @Buckster have a lay in this morning ... he's worn out..

did any of them fall of ... asking for @Marcel le Moose Fondler

One of the shoplifters came round this morning with some washing tablets... asked if any thing else i wanted ..said shower gels deodorants etc.. cunt came back in the afternoon with a cutlery set and a pack of drill bits ..

poor original design ?

curry tonight ..a proper curry , my mrs mate is brown , not sure where she is from but she makes a banging indian curry

and if my aunty bernie had balls and a cock i could call her uncle berty

you wont see a poor vet ..... @Sofia is one of the richest women in Portugal

how much that cost you , 10 mins i was in there and a couple of packets of meds .. £200