Tango

Country and Western really does not float my boat!

How are you doing? How's the hernia?

Not too bad thanks Pete. Not pissing quite as much blood this morning!

Our supermarket do those Ricola herbal sweets at the checkout. There's a menthol variety for coughs, so you may find those there too.

A gimpanzee?

Well, fairly typical hospital food I guess. There was a vegetable soup as starter most nights, which was beige and completely tasteless! I think it's a bit like airline food, where it's there more to combat boredom rather than its actual nutritional value!

That was the hospital food!

A small gimp?

Going dancing?

TBF the food wasn't bad and I wasn't disturbed too badly, as I had my own room with a toilet/shower room. All the staff there were really nice too. But I am glad to be home.

My only previous overnight stay in hospital was in the UK, and it was like being at a football match! My eldest son has spend a good few nights in hospital and complained about the same thing.

It's possible, but doesn't explain why I'm still pissing blood though?

They'd have to find my brain first, and I don't think they would have the time to spend that long looking!

Why can't they do it quietly?

Got sprung from the hospital this morning, so I'm back home. Bloody knackered though. What is it with hospitals and people shouting all through the night?

Oh yes, and refused any painkillers! That showed 'em!

Shade for the staff's cars during the hot summer and produces 40% of the hospitals power.........and staff nor visitors have to pay for parking!