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Met my mate Steve today as he was having his Enfield MoTed and I was having Shadows CBF MoTed right after. Chap turned up on this interesting Cafe Racer type thing. Sounded awesome. So both bike with fresh MoT’s we took the Cb125F back up where I picked up my CBF. We headed for Dameralls to see the new Honda CB1000F. Very nice indeed although I would want real clocks. Loads there today

It finally started to rain this morning....Man, do we need it. So nice to smell that clean air. Gotta make a beer run today as we're gonna have some lovely 1" thick pork chops on the Traeger for dinner tonight.

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought... Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.... .' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.

Did you tell them you were a pair of lone wolves?

He looks like he has gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson and for nine of them he was unconscious.

Here's looking at you Buck...lol.

I got to ride two new Nortons today. Manx R and the Atlas. Good day out

fatter than a fat thing on a fatty day. I thought i had added a pound or two...

You are fatter than @busabeast

Scrap that , I just saw your RR

Jesica road up to sturgis from Houston alone...with this sick roadglide...her and Donny didn't know what the hell to make of us ...until we told them we're just like the Trailer park boys but only smarter...lol...then they understood what we were about...

Here ya go Bucky https://www.facebook.com/share/19TkVwEAyi/?mibextid=wwXIfr

I might be moving to the states...I'm heading towards and ice cream shop...

To the east ? Oh by the way... I found ice age animals today...lol.