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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards . The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards . The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father . ." The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many . The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!" The priest, getting impatient, said . "I am the Father of hundreds", and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

Like matching track suits.

Look what my Mate Steve bought today. Liked mine so much he went and bought a newer better one today. Barsteward.

Do you want some cheese to go with that?

Couldn't be more fitting!....

The smoke is down-right oppressive....& we've now reached 1.5 million burned acreage statewide. Praying for rain daily.