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Yup all spot on, but You forgot to mention the Strom might not get you a Blow job but riding one makes you eligible to give them out which is worse than receiving in my book

Living somewhere there arnt any trails to go riding off road might have something to do with it! Not riding if moisture levels are over 22% is another! @XTreme Courtesy phone please, cleaning advice needed! I do take care of my things so they last longer, im still wearing levis i bought in the late 1970's. ??

Well, i survived the bedding in process... The new disc's rock.

.......but it'll always get you home! Unlike a KLR.......which isn't capable of either. Now a fully kitted up Beemer might get you a blowjob......but as for getting you home you just gotta take your chances. @boboneleg's T700 won't get him a blowjob......but it'll definitely get him home! It's a Yamaha after all! However.....@Sir Fallsalot's Africa Twin will definitely do both! Unfortunately the blow job will be from a man! ? Have I called it right?

I think it was the promise of all that sex. He just didnt realize he was a receiver.

All your boat is going to get you is a dose of the Golden Rivet Bruce!

We're rugged individualists Fred! So none of that malarkey will be going on!

On the bright side i got decals from Deals gap out of the trip.

You'll have to ask him about the time he rode a few thousand miles across the US in order to shoot somebody he'd argued with on Cycle World! Hey......we've all done it!

WHAT? REALLY? Never would have guessed it.... ?

Have I ever mentioned that @Tym's unstable Michelle?

The ditch with no massive wheels rolling over you would have been the correct side to fall onto

Always the voice of reason @Pedro ? I was going to say something, but some people need to learn the hard way... ?

I hate to be the voice of reason but someone has to. Water splashing onto an plugged powertool!

He was so spooked by the cyclist that he must have been eating a sandwich or something, for sure not paying attention. I was happy that I managed to pull over and not fall into the ditch beside me. I even put the bike into neutral without knowing I did. ?

The last couple of stops when i was bedding in the brakes were pretty cool, i was getting chirps from the tyres that never chirped before...

All boots can be fixed with duct tape except those Harley ones the oil on them will stop it from sticking

The best boot is one that can be fixed with duct tape