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  2. Met my mate Steve today as he was having his Enfield MoTed and I was having Shadows CBF MoTed right after. Chap turned up on this interesting Cafe Racer type thing. Sounded awesome. So both bike with fresh MoT’s we took the Cb125F back up where I picked up my CBF. We headed for Dameralls to see the new Honda CB1000F. Very nice indeed although I would want real clocks. Loads there today
  3. Today
  4. Would you stop with this lone wolf thing....lol....were in Wisconsin at this motel with a Hildo kinda looking guy...had his bike shipped over from England ..Im hoping to get chance to chat with him before leaving this morning...
  5. Scrap that , I just saw your RR
  6. A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought... Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business.... .' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign: GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
  7. What did you think @Saul ?
  8. Did you tell them you were a pair of lone wolves?
  9. Jesica road up to sturgis from Houston alone...with this sick roadglide...her and Donny didn't know what the hell to make of us ...until we told them we're just like the Trailer park boys but only smarter...lol...then they understood what we were about...
  10. I was so wasted I don't remember the walk back to the motel...with Jesica and Donny..lol.
  11. Yesterday
  12. He looks like he has gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson and for nine of them he was unconscious.
  13. So you've finally finished the sex change now
  14. Here's looking at you Buck...lol.
  15. I got to ride two new Nortons today. Manx R and the Atlas. Good day out
  16. Got yourself a new one have you?
  17. Here ya go Bucky https://www.facebook.com/share/19TkVwEAyi/?mibextid=wwXIfr
  18. Scoot passed the MOT with flying colours this morning, so it should, only covered 230 miles since the last MOT...... Bloody embarrassing.
  19. Did a bee sting you in the face? You need to get that looked at, preferably by someone with a strong stomach.
  20. You shouldn’t be celebrating being 21 stone with a meal.
  21. No just the core and packages, so i can do classes 2-6 8&9 which for the stuff we do is all thats needed
  22. Last week
  23. Did you do the tank additions?
  24. I hope you two are wearing your Lone Wolves patches?
  25. I might be moving to the states...I'm heading towards and ice cream shop...
  26. Well im now adr qualified as of today and just got back from a meal out for my 21st birthday
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