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It is -1c and it feels mild. I've been in Scotland too long.

You have been way over the line for decades.

Obviously, the sheep don't want to live there, in case you lot rape them.

There's more sheep in Scotland and England than there are in Wales

Yes...I came real close of getting them but decided to hold off for now...price is ridiculous and it's only use early season and late...think Ill just invest in better gloves...

I had mine about ten years, two of the best bikes i have ever owned,, Like Pete and Ren i HAVE had a bike or three in my time.

You have that the wrong way around Sir, should read :::I WILL get some hand warmers and CHECK on the vavle stems/seals...

Wyll we're on the subject and you might be and expert on the subject....what would you consider exsesive wanking ?

I know what a deers heart looks like...

That's alot of wanking...

He told you those are deer hearts?

Well Charlie brought a treat...2 deer hearts....first time trying this , actually pretty good , thought it might have tasted like liver...but not at all..

The Welshman said the same.

Australian: "That your dog?" New Zealander: "Yep" Australian: "Mind if I speak to him?' New Zealander: "Dog don't talk.” Australian: Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doing all right." New Zealander: (look of shock) Australian: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the New Zealander) Dog: "Yep." Australian: How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play." New Zealander: (Look of total disbelief!) Australian: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" New Zealander: "Horse don't talk.” Australian: "Hey horse how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." New Zealander: (Extreme look of shock!) Australian: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the New Zealander) Horse: "Yep." Australian: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather." New Zealander: (Look of total amazement!) Australian: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" New Zealander: "That sheep's a fucking liar!!”

A decade of wank panzering.

Just realized, it was 10 years yesterday that I picked up my bike.

Everytime my wife and I want to have sex,we have to say the code word 'Washing Machine.' The other night I leant over to her in bed and said,"Washing Machine." She said,"Sorry babe,I'm too tired,maybe tomorrow." After 10 minutes she felt guilty so she turned over,and whispered in my ear,"Washing Machine." I said,"Sorry love,it was only a small load so I did it by hand."

Yeah I agree, especially with T300's and their delicate spragg clutch. From what I have read well set up clean carbs and strong battery are a great way of protecting it.

I think you're better off with a slightly higher tickover on a carbed bike in winter

Need the money (if! it sells this time) for the axle replacement on the Dacia........

Good luck mate, some lovely cheap projects out there that would suit you.

I can get F/C for the scoot for £65.......but I am hoping to not have to renew it next month Again.

Well that was an hour of high tension but the carbs are back in. Won’t lie it’s not a pleasant job but doable with a bit of patience and a hair dryer to warm up the rubbers. The bike started first time on choke, came off choke reasonable quickly and once warm was able to set the tick-over to where it should be around 1050 ish. Supposed to be 950 to 1050 so no complaints. Still have to check the carb balance but to be honest it’s doesn’t seem far off IMHO. The point for me is that the bike ticks over well off choke now which it didn’t before. So for now I will take that . Still be a bit of fine tuning to come but I am a happy bunny. Still have to clean the tank out before the bike is rideable but my garden is currently like the Somme so getting the Sprint in and out isn’t easy on my own so no rush for that. Much else to do.