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Pah !! Who needs the ‘ enablement centre ‘ I snapped the plastic lock button on my leg (again ) which releases my leg . I just spent an hour in the garage and fixed it with a t-shaped spacer from an Africa twin and a M8 bolt #feelingchuffed

You don't get any of that shit (fling) with dry lube .......................... just saying

Well 500 miles in I am well pleased with the Scottoiler. I normally clean and lube the chain every 400/500 miles as that seems to be the sweet spot for the CBF. So went out to check and maybe do just that this morning and don’t need to. The chain is still in adjustment and pretty clean and well lubricated. I have washed the bike in the interim but the fling doesn’t seem too bad, definitely no worse than using normal chain lube. I did have to modify the way I wired the oiler in as it was switched with the ignition and well that obviously worked, I then had to turn the Oiler on every time I rode. It’s supposed to work automatically every time the bike moves so I had to change it to being wired directly to the battery. No big deal and with that done it works seamlessly now and supposedly causes minimal draw on the battery. I am genuinely well pleased with the results, I was very skeptical about auto lubers after the disaster I narrowly avoided with the Lubeman POS oiler. In the meantime a very generous chap has sent me this for my Hornet. It’s the top of the range Scottoiler with screen and remote controls. I am having the Hornet serviced at the main dealers next week, after that I am going to fit this eSystem to it. Very cool bit of functional kit. Looking forward to it.

That properly coloured Triumph looks good on the front page, so much better than other colours.

I bet the tea boy took it for a joy ride and wrecked it.

Anyway Ian something is just not adding up...get call Tuesday....bike is ready...by the end of the conversation the service guy says out of the blue...how's your clutch working..found it a little odd...I tell him fine..a little hard at time to find neutral but no complaints on my end...forgot to ask if they did something with the sending unit...so I called the next day to ask if that gauge was sorted out..some guy with a heavy accent tells me my bike isn't ready and we should have the parts by Oct the 15...he couldn't tell me what other parts were missing...so I ask if the service manager could call back Wednesday...wich he never did by the way...I call this morning...finally was able to talk to someone...he tells me we're waiting for forks seals...lol...I was starting to loose on the other end...lol...had to tell me bike was already in for that repair...oh ! oh ! He says...we're waiting for a gasket for the sending unit....original work order had the water seal and gaz gauge..3 weeks ago they have the bike....what Im thinking they fuck up something during the water seal replacement..im not a 100% sure but I think the clutch has to come off for the job...I think they fucked up...and everyone is covering there arses....?

A Guy with a 25-inch Willy went to a Doctor and said, "I can't live with this Big Willy anymore..! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the Witch Doctor, down in the Bayou, she can help you." So, he went to the Bayou and saw the Witch Doctor. The Witch Doctor said, "Go into the Swamp and find a Female Frog. "Ask her to Marry You. She'll say "NO", and you'll lose 5 inches off your Member immediately". So, he went to the Swamp and found the Female Frog and asked her, "Will you marry me"..??? "NO", she said. And right enough, he lost 5 inches off his Member. The Guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is still just a little too much. So he asked the Frog again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? The Frog said, "NO". And the Guy lost another 5 inches. He thought, Good, 15 inches is great, but 10 inches would just be perfect. So he asked her again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? And the Frog said, * "How many times do I have to tell you.. NO..! NO..! NO...!"

What do you expect? It's an Indian dealership.

Fred the Flouncer ?

I tried it at £800 last time on Marketplace, but got no enquiries, I will drop it by £100 and hope for a result....

Just undercut him by £100 , the buyer will think he's getting a bargain

It's a shame that Fred isn't here, he could have made it look like the most desirable scoot on the planet

There is Daelim 250 on Marketplace, similar mileage to mine, same colour too, and in a generally same condition, he wants twice as much as I am going to put mine up for, it should make mine look like a bargain...

Think we might have finally figured out what Bob is doing with his recent love affair with those Vespas...I'm thinking he might have installed a silicone flesh light thing into the bodywork of his vespa...?

You should probably keep your fantasy life private.

you best get some home help in... you animal

There finally finished.... Got to call the Indian dealership this morning, someone called the day before yesterday saying my bike was ready...forgot to ask about if they figured something with the gaz gauge...so I called yesterday to check up on that...and some other dude who can't speak English from Bangladesh told me the bike wasn't ready...

Got my new specs, the optician says my vision is fine for my age, a bit of a cataract starting in one eye, but no treatment needed...........yet! Iam now going to take some photos of the scoot for the advert, they will probably look shite, no David Bailey me.

True that your not has tall , has myself, so your shorter legs should be ok...

I can see you sticking your knob in that right now ............

I'm running around with my pinny on , cleaning like a madman as wife and son are arriving back from Italy today . PS, I have a very nice pinny ...............

I do most of the jobs on the car, well the ones that my facilities allow, it is the work that may need doing underneath the car that I cannot manage, then it is off to the garage, like the new rear axle that is needed before the next MOT.... a garage job, with garage prices.

I’m lucky, I have a fully equipped workshop and lifts etc at work so i do most stuff there during lunch time, i also have tame mechanics who will do the more complicated stuff for a pack of beer or a bottle of wine… This car is a hybrid monstrosity and still under garantee, ( though i replacesd the tyres at work) so its all done at the dealers, but i wouldnt pay thos prices otherwise.