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Close...met him in 2008 at a scoot meet in Wuppertal (Germany).... it was fine while he was in Germany and me here in the UK...... but then he started coming to the UK...

Can't get in our loft, we do not have any step ladders, like the rest of my tools (spade..rake...tree loppers...angle grinder...circular saw) my daughter has them in her shed.

What’s the back story on this friendship with Kraut @Clive did you meet during the war ?

I have got close to doing that a couple of times.

hide in your attic until it’s all over Anne … I mean @Clive

I have no idea who this guy is but just tell him to FUCK OFF

Smoker 500 from ThumpStar....

Another slick looking AI car....

Bubba sure could Ride....

And?

Nooo, I just told him that we have no sleeping facilities for him, which is not a lie because we have a table and chairs in our spare room now... Will welcome him for a day visit then he can return to the Harwich B&B.

Have you ever told him you don’t run a B&B?

He goes to bed at 9pm every night, and gets up at 5am prompt.... spends 45 mins in the bathroom, then sits waiting for us to get up and make him a cup of tea, which must be Decaf, and comment that he had to wait a hour or so till we got up, and he only eats a German breakfast (cheese & ham) At 1pm he goes for a hours sleep every day, and complains if there are any noises.

Go on, dude. You know you want to!

No gas in the bathroom, only natural gas.

You are lucky the beast didn't get you, then again it probably prefers less butt ugly food.

What did he do … connect the gas supply to your bathroom plumbing ?

It was at 1st, but he has habit of just inviting himself to stay with us. I could go on about his other requirements when he did stop with us in previous years, let's just say that he is a trying guest.

It pissed down here until about 5pm

Where does it say there you can keep up?

I never went that far west, but did like to travel through Dartmoor National Park, which to me looked quite like that. Nice!

Seems like you have a really strong friendship with him...

I’ll have you know I live in the Garden of England you 7 fingered Twat