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Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition. He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. 'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome.It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to tell you something about my family. 'When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.' 'No problem,' he says.. And in they go. Joe is shocked.Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes. They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation. He leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word. He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. He looks at her mom. She's got a great body too. Joe grabs mom, bends her over the table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table. She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits down. His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & Mom is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... . Total silence. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father shouts. I'll do the fuckin’ dishes!!

Oh !!! That was quick....Buckwheat just placed the first order....great choice !!

Each a new bike...just give me...model , engine displacement...and Ill take care of the rest... Don't know if you heard but somone Just wone 50 millions...and it kinda looks like the ticket in my hands...

Fantastic control but this will trigger the Honda haters -

Found a video of @busabeast https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1ExKuhR7AP/

Heavy rain today on the East Coast..plan is to crawl underneath the truck and knock and scrape that horrible factory wax they dip the frame into...bringing it next to week to have it sprayed for rust...did the rear diff back to the rear bumper by hand earlier last week...

Fired the scoot up, 1st time since it's MOT on the 10th of August, it started 1st time!. Shocker.

“You lot”?

I'm surprised you are so positive about it, you know the Harley Bros are gonna hate on it and anyone who buys it. You lot were bad enough on anything different, Street Rod, Sportster, Nightster, Pan American even V Rod. I don't really mind this new HD Sprint, I wouldn't mind something a bit smaller and lighter to go along with the bikes I have. I do love the look of that Morini maybe even a Triumph Speed 400 or a RE Guerilla. But there ar so many bikes in that class now. Tough market sector.

It's got a pretty good write up on Revzilla. https://www.revzilla.com/common-tread/2027-harley-davidson-sprint-440-first-ride-review?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=boosted-posts|tpfn-content-organic&utm_content=common-tread-organic&utm_term=2027-harley-davidson-sprint-440-first-ride-review-110626-|tpfn-organic&fbclid=IwY2xjawVbyhRleHRuA2FlbQIxMABwZG9mBWJyaWQRMUprbTBxbDlWWGJ4anY0NmVzcnRjBmFwcF9pZBAyMjIwMzkxNzg4MjAwODkyAAEfi1MTjmkWhUHk7V_liRKDSI8IG8PvE5X4pSOP6wKsSoOKaNQUXMi25lTKEnQ_aem_OD7lzL0_rodLL5r_MZGIJw

Says the guy who rides an Indian motorcycle.

NO I think your taste is just fine

Off to help clear my sons kitchen before the flooring peeps come on Monday. My back's aching just thinking about it.

If it's getting the younger gen buying then I guess that's a good thing. I obviously have not taste as it looks nothing special to me.

Cheers Scott, it’s well used but has been well cared for over the years before me. Gonna be my winter hack once I done enough miles to trust it.

I ran those same type of gaiters on my XT's....they work well. Cleaning the brakes reminds me I need to attend to that task on the Mullet... Nothing quite like some good ol' 2-Wheel therapy. Sharp looking Triumph @Saul...