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meh, my money was on an Indian....

Buck might have bought a Ural....alternative to a trailer. Still plenty of room for his Bible distribution....

Oh dear .............

Another clue.

This is truly exciting stuff

It's probably a CCM pile of crap which will fall apart before he gets back home.

I’m thinking you bought a new trailer now!

I'm planning to do the Wild Atlantic Way in September but now it's up in the air due to funeral dates, never had so many funerals in one year as 2026

not black puddings then

The transformation is complete...

Shaka Zulu !!!...hahahaha !!!! That's hilarious Pedro..lol. But really it isn't very nice to make fun of one's skin colour...im very self conscious now having being called all kinds of nasty names by bulleys at school...it's not my fault that I carry Pocahontas genes in me... Speaking of Pocahontas...I'm sure that you never heard this native American story before..give where you live..but it's a real story...I guess she was so beautiful that men fell in spells and were powerless from her simple beauty....so beautiful in fact that English Nobles stach her up and held her for ranson...I kid you not. Oh and something else you might not know Pedro...im sure you seen hundred of them..given your roots and where you were born....is that every camels you see on the Asian continent is in fact a Canadian camel...so next time you see one...there's a little of me in there.... Speaking of Pocahontas, natives say that my mom was a real life Pocahontas and I was given a natives name to reflect that...Pocababiboy...it translate to Pocahontas mama's boy....yes thruth be told I was kinda of a mama's boy...I didn't bother much with my father...he was more like a British drill Sargent..always barking out orders...I was a free spirit like my mom... You probably think I'm bullshitting you again about everything... but I swear its the thruth...but just to show proof...haven't got many pictures of my mom when she was in her mid 20 at my place...but here's one...Im sitting between her legs..I was either 4 or 5 years old at the time.

Like me..? ...I'm thinking of changing my user name to Baron marcel to honor my great uncle..

a sack barrow

Something better and British.

You bought a Voge?

No, it has two wheels.

Rescue my car - only used once but if you call them a second time for the same vehicle they as for a copy of proof of repair for whatever was wrong. My fake cobra broke down on the garage forecourt whilst awaiting an MOT a couple of years ago, garage were clueless as it has things like a distributor and a carb, they gave me the number of a local recovery chap who arrived within 30 mins and was half the price of the nationals. The frustrating thing was it was only 400m from home.

Smokes?

I have exciting news, my trip to bury was to make a purchase, if I could get the deal I wanted, which I did.

It’s better, but would be better if you moved it to the back of the bike. The more backwards it is, the more you’ll like it. I have never heard someone saying having no front wheel feel at all is a good thing! More so if it feels like barley, drink proper coffee!

Dude gets tanned from going riding in a tshirt and suddenly he thinks he’s a descendant of Shaka Zulu!

I don’t take it the wrong way, there’s no wrong way to take it. My mum and dad were both white but we are Portuguese, Portugal is quite old and historically diverse so there is probably ancient Arab and Magreb blood, Jewish or sub saharan too, who knows. Being Northern Portuguese, if we look back enough I probably have Celtic too. Why would I be bothered by any of that? You definitely have Idiot in yours though, you do know black people also get sun burnt?!