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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street, when a car pulled slowly up alongside of him, and the male driver slowly wound the window down and kept oace with him as he walked. After a few moments, the driver calls out to the boy, "I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car..." The boy replies sharply, "No way, get stuffed!" Still slowly following him, the driver said, "How about a bag of lollies and £10 then, if you get in?" Clearly even more annoyed at this, the boy retorts, "Are you deaf or something?" "I said no way!" Ignoring this, the driver persisted, still rolling slowly along, to keep up with the walking boy. "OK - What about the bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID then, eh"? Angerd by the driver's continued offers, the boy tells him, "Look, for the very last time, No!, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" Seemingly unfazed by the boys repeated refusal, the driver continues, "OK then, I know what you want..." "I'll give you £100 and the bag of lollies if you just get in the car for me." Furious now, the boy leaned into the car window and screamed at the driver, "NO! NO! NO!! - get it through your thick skull!" "I'm never getting into that car with you!" This time, with a long sigh, the driver simply asked the boy, "Look, what will it take to get you into the car?" The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the Tesla, you live with it."

i have a nice Mivv full system and a better screen here for one O them, maybe an oil filter or 2 Ow! and a satnag mounting thingy that fits inside the screen.. Pick up when on hols in North Wales. Lyn.

At least we know where @Slowlycatchymonkey is. https://www.facebook.com/share/v/16B91RVJmD/

He's flounced ..the twat

Probably getting bum boy action in the woods.

Last visit yesterday at 6.30

silly

So where is @Sir Fallsalot ?? Is he in a ditch with @busabeast ??

Bugger me it's pigging expensive down here int south 3 milkshake...£17 bloody quid

i cant see any fish ?

Furniture moving for me , the chimney breast is being knocked down on Friday so everything needs to move again

Raining here too, I will watch the free to air Moto GP race, apart from that it will be.

Those plastics were a mission , they came from all over and are all new. To my mind a Suzuki trail bike looks best in yellow .

Plastics are looking fresh, nicer than the distressed look from before!

and it's raining. I serviced a friends Kawasaki j300 and Mandi likes the look of it. Her place of work is moving to Norwich meaning a 40 mile commute. She did talk of an electric bike at one point but she's having so much trouble getting her leg over the back seat she's looking elsewhere. There will be shopping, what weekend is complete without shopping. Plenty of racing on over the weekend.

Do you do anything on the plastic fantastic Terry or are you too busy posting pictures on TokTik?

Bike looks well, those yellow plastics new? and how come it's not full of illegals

I don't know anyone from the younger generation looking after their own bike. Most will only manage some minor stuff.

Bass got my attention

10 am ... lift arrived 11.30 am... lift put together 12.15 pm... Harley in position ready for maiden lift... 12.22pm... oh dear