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AN ADULT FAIRY TALE: Once upon a time there lived a King who had the most beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what: Metal,Wood, Stone Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The King despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told the King, 'If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured.' The King was overjoyed and came up with a plan. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the King's wealth. THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE. The first brought a sword of the finest steel. But alas, when the Princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away, sadly. The second prince brought diamonds. He thought diamonds are the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the Princess touched them, they melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the Princess, 'Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there.' The Princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She felt some thing very hard. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The King was over joyed. Everybody in the kingdom was over joyed. And the Prince married the Princess and they both lived happily ever after Question: What was in the Prince's pants? M&M's of course! They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. What on earth were you thinking? I WORRY ABOUT YOU AT TIMES!

GP 500....circa '87....

My bike went to 120000km without the valves changing. It's quite common nowadays. They were cleaned and had the seats replaced before needing adjustment

she should change her name to itchy fanny... im sure she would get more views

Just been out playing with my Jennychem Father’s Day present and made a target for the Shitehawks. .

A Millyard for sale, but £50K https://ebay.us/m/yVHFjU

NTN are absolutely fine, they were the only make I could get for my CRF250 Rally and it's what Honda were supplying at the time .

Very unlikely

praise be

Thanks for the input but I am not sure I can be arsed with doing the bearings myself, I have been in the shed for a month with my bike, Shadow’s bike and Fuzz Nuts Ped so I am going to get my valve check guy to do the work. He’s happy to do it so I have ordered front/rear and steering kits with NTN Japanese bearings in. It’s what he asked for.

Said they though.

Picked up my CBF from the valve check last night. Talking to the chap in detail and he reckoned all but one of the valves were spot on in spec. I asked if he thought they had been checked recently and he wasn’t sure if the valve cover had ever been off . I said is that unusual and he said it’s Japanese and that he thought this era lower tuned Honda 600 fours were just that well built. Also that if looked after they will run to 100k or more. Don’t know if I will put another 64k on the bike but reassuring to hear. Looks like I was paranoid about the valve clearances after all but at least I know now.

every one says that

she'd get it in the bushes

yeh your a twat when you do that

The neds in Edinburgh would have had that chain off in a cold minute.

Yeah I watched that. Suppose she is just not used to british towns.

That's exactly what they did to my Transalp when I worked at Imperial Tobacco. Failed to hot-wire it so pushed it into the bushes to come back later. A couple of months later the police caught the twats, when they went to court the c*nt asked for 151 other cases to be taken into consideration

Oh aye? You and Pete in abandoned building….