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A Dog named Sex Folks generally aren't very creative in choosing names for their dogs. That's why there are so many named Rover and Spot. But, have you heard the plight of the bloke who thought he'd be cute and named his dog Sex? It goes like this: "One day Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight? I told him I was looking for Sex. My case comes up next Tuesday." "But, that ain't the worst part. One day, I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said, 'I'd like to have one, too.' Then, I said, 'You don't understand. She's a dog.' He said he didn't care how she looked. When I told him I'd had Sex since I was 5, he said, “You must have been an early bloomer." "When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I'd have to wait until after the wedding. When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn't want to hear about my personal life." "After my wife and I were married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex. She said. 'Every room in the hotel was for sex.' I said, 'You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.' The clerk said, 'Me, too.' " "When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “ Me. too." "Now that I've been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I'm in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was. I said 'Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and I'm so lonely,' I told him. He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn't a man's best friend. Get yourself a dog."

@Buckster....

Oh oh !!...what's going on here ?

World cup....it's looks like a cheap Chinese knock off of the King of the Baggers....lol.

Bagger WorldCup is where it’s at.

Laguna seca weekend ....any predictions @Buckster ?

If any of you are wondering if they fixed Roland's muflers....by welding the baffles.....they opted out only to replace the loose rivets...wich they did...think Harley part service might have told them not to weld them together....more likely....unless they replaced them with new special rivets maybe...have no idea...keep you posted if they start ratling again...

You need to get with the order thing like growing older and supporting extra weight...you need to get yourself a proper barge...

Talking like that will get you kilt.

You would know being Scottish ...

And you are fat.

No, because it is designed for men who wear dresses.

NOT a bike?.... Why, because it doesn't weigh as much as an elephant & steer like an Anvil??...

Well it's not a bike, so there's that.

Loving that PE250 although I can't imagine it's the best bike to ride on the road.

Off for a MOT at 3.30pm , bike is up for sale now . After 45 years of trail riding it's a bit of a wrench but I'm not getting any younger and 3-5 days of pain after every trail ride has made up my mind . https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/206402128589

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Rich was spotted at the beach...

Dog spaw day this morning at 8 am , Roland is on his way to get his muflers welded...lol...he messaged me lastnight asking if I was interested on going...it's like the fourth time he's running the bike up there...deceided not to go this time...that road is getting old for me now...

You mention them in ride reports all the time.

I kinda remember someone posting something about keeping this crap in general chatt.....but I just can't remember who it was. ?

So you have joined the Lone Wolves? Initiation in Dans caravan?

This girl is a keeper!!!! A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14". With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too." Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain...