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LOL for Today : Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "My parents told me a story about morals." The teacher replied, "Alright then, go ahead." Little Johnny said, "So there was a little bird flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and shit right on top of him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow shit, he began to realize how warm he was. The shit was actually thawing him out and felt great. He laid there all warm and happy and then soon began to sing for joy. Just then a passing cat heard the bird singing and came over to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow shit and promptly dug him out and ate him alive." Stunned, the teacher asked, "Dear God, what was the moral of that story?" Little Johnny said, "Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. And most importantly, when you’re in deep shit it’s best to keep your mouth shut."

Out ready for the ride to Southampton again. Over the water to see daughter for the weekend. I'm also doing "walk the wight" on Sunday, charity to rise money for cancer care. It's a walk across the island at the widest points. Hoping my knee behaves and do the whole 26 miles but well see. If anyone can spare a few coppers please do. https://mountbatteniow.enthuse.com/pf/david-cattee

You've got plenty to fit, now get on with it.

Fork internals.

Good stuff. Is there something inside the box?

Had a delivery today.

We now have another RedNeck to piss & moan about....only this time he's from YOUR side of the pond....

Is she away then?

Are you pining for Marcel

I am the house husband so yes. She having fun in Copenhagen again.

I've just been pulled over by a Police Officer. He saw my licence and said I'm supposed to be wearing glasses. I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I knew.

Very domesticated.

Sun was burning the back of my neck yesterday, today I had to get a jumper on. Done a full load of washing last night expecting better, still in the machine.

I need you here

Just been out on the loop to get petrol and thought the CBF was looking scruffy so got the suds out. Still looks tidy when clean .

Currently it seems to be raining on my days off which is wonderful.

Popped up to Lanson bike night. 70 mile round trip with Steve and Martyn. About 30 bikes or so.

Not for now

I see what you did there ........

I bet you do.