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While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for..."I'm okay I think, " I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look. She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head." "That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!" "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly." Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this." We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now ." Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Still in the ditch, I guess!"

Old bed dismantled and stored away, new bed assembled and ready for sleepy time.

Went to the supermarket just now, with no shopping bag clip or bungee on the rack. carried my groceries home on my left hand, like someone that didn’t plan ahead OR has a handbag clip installed

Came to my place for a couple of days, and finally washed all (must) of the Morocco dust and mud out my bike The house was freezing as it’s been closed for a while, am currently burning gas and wood to make it liveable

Looks like Mustafa has it in the bag.

A mate had a Talbot Lotus Sunbeam, it was fun when it ran.

Matt cracks me up, really has got a burr up his arse about Dellboy, who does come across as a charlatan to be fair.

Putting my new bed together. Oh deep joy.

Thanks Bob, not counting my chickens though

There is only one winner, nice one @Pedro

Bah - humbug !!

We probably got them from the same place.

Same as mine.

London last night for a few beers and a curry with a group of old friends. Bit of a headache this morning. Spent the train ride home resisting the temptation to add my 2pence worth to a discussion someone was having expounding the benefits of Farage/ Reform with anyone else who would listen. Now going to spend an enjoyable day in the garage

Here is a picture of my decorations.

Mandi on her last visit to Denmark has adopted their idea of Christmas decor. Can't remember what they were called but she's ordered some. I'll post a pic of them later when she's out of bed.

You forgot Mustafa's Camel

End of November and we have a total of 3 entries for Bike Of The Month, not many but surely 3 high quality efforts! @boboneleg’s Suzuki DR650SE @Pedro’s BMW R1200GSA @Saul’s Triumph Sprint 900 The poll will close on Sunday at 21:00. If there is a tie we will delete the less voted entry and settle it during the next day.

I’ll be starting the poll shortly.