Stair climber review

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

7 hours ago, yen_powell said:

I'm going to have to search that out now.

My Aunt used to look after our Collie when we went on summer holidays (Lassie lookalike), a few weeks every year. One dark rainy winter evening in the early 80s there was a knock at her front door.

 

Who is it?

It's the Police madam, could you open the door please?

No, you could be anybody, I wasn't born yesterday, how do I know you are the Police.

Look, I'm putting my ID through your letter box.

Hmmmm, that means nothing too me, you could still be anyone.

But madam, I have a Police warrant card

No you don't, I've got it haven't I and now I'm pushing it back out to you, I'm still not opening the door. What do you want?

There's been a dog run over out here and someone said that you had a dog.

Well I bleedin haven't, so the nosy bastards was wrong weren't they. Sod off!!

 

I want an Aunty Reenie

[Six30]

2 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I want an Aunty Reenie

so you can nick her house ??

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

16 minutes ago, Six30 said:

so you can nick her house ??

I don't need to nick things darling, people give them willingly 

[Six30]

12 minutes ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I don't need to nick things darling, people give them willingly 

same as.... mostly after i've hit em with something first .

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

Just now, Six30 said:

same as.... mostly after i've hit em with something first .

 

[yen_powell]

3 hours ago, Slowlycatchymonkey said:

I want an Aunty Reenie

Watch the new NAN film, it'll be almost the same.

 

[Slowlycatchymonkey]

3 minutes ago, yen_powell said:

Watch the new NAN film, it'll be almost the same.

 

Oh yeah.

I love the meek n mild but if you want a good time the irrepressible have an ageless quality I just feckin love