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9 hours ago, Renegade said:

Classic @Pedro

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The prostitutes tax return

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she

needs to file her tax returns.

The accountant says, "Well, before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address etc and then asks,"What's your occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to re phrase

that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

"No, that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,

"I'm an elite poultry farmer."

The accountant asks, "Excuse my ignorance but what does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, believe it or not, I must have raised a thousand cocks last year."

"Poultry Farmer it is then !!