Sir Fallsalot

1 hour ago, Grasshopper's Ride said:

I think you have been out in the sun too long Tym.....   Still on about the lettuce too, ok we need to get you a new hobby.  I've got one....you can make exercise videos for singles that get together for hamburgers after....lol    

Happy Summer 

He wasn't too good on the cycling video so i cant see him being any better here 

You ride in the best looking place in the world outstanding. Pete may as well close his pic of the month thread and just post one of yours every week 

2 minutes ago, Earache said:

I was gonna put my summer house here, but I was, again, short a few million dollars.....

 

I wouldn't bother the neighbours are too close 

 

3 minutes ago, XTreme said:

I'll go for somewhere in France for that!

Come on Pete you must pay more attention in class 

18 minutes ago, Tym said:

For some reason i like beaches with naked chicks on them 

There's a bit of a cryptic joke in there Tym unfortunately i was the only one that got it  where i'm from is called the south wales valleys but i to like beaches with naked chicks on them 

Me and Alan are not far off 6ft tall but when the strippers came on we suddenly became the shortest fuckers in there couldn't see a damn thing LOL

Well done Alan i shall copy those to my files 

I will stick with this year but this is about it, all the other photos i got are out with other bikes or in some stinking hole LOL

Taken on 12-01-20 so only just in 

17 minutes ago, XTreme said:

OK.....due to restriction we'll extend it to this year!

I just had a look and that don't make it any better 

6 minutes ago, Pedro said:

I think @Tym is speaking in tongues now. We might have lost him to minced red meat.

I just googled what he said for a laugh and this was top of the list 

https://www.ketocustomplan.com/articles/effective-way-to-lose-weight-for-good?cc=gbp&gclid=Cj0KCQjwirz3BRD_ARIsAImf7LOkTxJQkMMjszsAfH2qTjp-QElexX88ijcyd9A2uosD3Nnx4Y3lmtQaAlDwEALw_wcB

Now your taking the piss,

3. photo must be taken this month

your having a laugh 

40 minutes ago, Pedro said:

I used to ride through mud too, got old quick. You don’t have a choice, though, I think? Do you know what dust is? 

We don't get dust often, when we do its only good when your on your own, when your not you cant see or breath and your bikes filter gets clogged quicker 

57 minutes ago, XTreme said:

What is it that compels you to ride through toxic waste dumps Fred? 

Story of my life Pete i'm always in some form of shit its just the depth that varies 

52 minutes ago, boboneleg said:

Usk lanes Fred ?

You got it Bob  just off the duel carriageway above Pontypool. This was the last ride on the 650 this year 3 months ago 

1 minute ago, Specs said:

Nice one Fred. I couldn't face that 'music' now never mind when nursing a serial hangover. Happy times.

I don't know where the rest of the photos have gone  got none for when me and Karen attended in 2018 either

1 hour ago, Pedro said:

Well, I've got a couple of good ones today, including the biggest scenery I've ever seen in Portugal

 

That's a cool photo i like valleys and hills for some reason 

Just now, Grasshopper's Ride said:

That is a bummer....I know I shouldn't whine considering how many people who have not been able to ride for months.  I can still borrow a bike once a week at least. Hopefully you can ride again soon.

I did have a sneaky ride last weekend to relieve the stress but all that done was make me want to ride more 

OMG what have you done @XTreme you've created a video posting monster

I always carry something like this for that bit of unscheduled trail maintenance 
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Bahco-Laplander-Folding-Saw-396LAP/dp/B0001IX7OW/ref=asc_df_B0001IX7OW/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=222086461140&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12350510019827449991&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1007453&hvtargid=pla-385867917582&psc=1&th=1&psc=1

But i had to resort to something larger a few months ago when i came across this, i struggled to get the fat 650 through there

but after a return visit you can now get a bus through there 

That's a nice dead end to arrive at  As for not being able to use your bike because your waiting for parts Its worse for me i have five working bikes but not allowed to go anywhere on them 

1 hour ago, Earache said:

I don't eat a lot of meat, but do have a love for bbq ribs when they're available. My riding buddy Dave and I had some smallish racks of ribs in Tennessee last year...

That's my kind of food once you remove the bowls of crap LOL 

I'm starting to find the UK is getting a trend for dumping cheese on stuff. I like cheese but not on my bacon sandwich

12 hours ago, Pedro said:

Yes, that's the only way to work on vines and have any method regarding harvesting. There are millions of these steps built, from way back when. I mean proper old, like 1700 years ago  

Makes for a very unique landscape.

 

On other news, I liked this place so much, and appreciated the food so much, that I got to talking with the owner and I offered to bring my organ tree and plant it here. On my last trip to Morocco my girlfriend collected a couple of argan seeds from the ground and I planted them. One of them has been growing for over two years now, in a largish pot. It's a slow growing tree that might eventually get pretty great and majestic, so I would rather it would get to grow on proper soil, since the only ground I own is right next to my house the tree's roots might damage my basement's walls. The lady is quite enthusiastic about weird trees and plants, and biologic stuff, so is happy to give this tree a home, which we will in a close future. 

Quite happy with it , plus it's a fucking great place to come and visit my tree.

I had to google that tree to see what it was and this is one of the images that came up 

I'm sure my family are trying to kill me off, for fathers day i get sweets and chocolate something they know i have a real weakness and craving for, they also know i'm a fucking diabetic the  s. Anyway the last laughs on them i have no life insurance 

1 hour ago, boboneleg said:

We'll send you some photos of pubs when they open again

If Bob if. I have a feeling some are not going to make it through this 

18 minutes ago, Pedro said:

I would hate to think what brits call spaghetti bolognese, it's either spaghetti bolognese or it's not, the brits have no right in messing with pasta recipes 

Or eating it either