Sir Fallsalot

Fucking photoshop when i was in Spain nothing was green at all everything was brown

And Spain is right up there with us Italy is worse its a problem everywhere not just the UK

No me that's why i dodged it

This is who the wife is going to see with the boy tonight

As i said the wife's been having physio on the shoulder she had the jabs in, as it has been painful to move, according to her since she had them, I've been winding her up saying she's probably injured it at some gig as she's been to a few this year and she's no spring chicken anymore but after mentioning it last night i realised i had a painful arm/shoulder a few months ago, felt like someone had punched me in it a proper dead arm feeling, only seemed to really notice it in the night and mornings and couldn't lay on that side in bed, never bothered me when i was busy through the day. It was like that for about 3 or 4 weeks and it was the arm i had the jabs in. strange coincidence or something else

For once you are correct

So golf involves two things you don't like

I find the trouble with golf is it gets in the way of a nice walk

This weekend i was supposed to be going to see a thrash metal band with the wife in Swansea not something i'm really into and it will fuck up my weekend of trolling Pete on here, so i came up with a cunning plan to get out of it. I messaged the boy because he wanted to see the band and said he could go instead of me and i would pay for his bus trip home and give him a few bob for some beer, he's due home tonight the wife is well happy because shes really been missing the boy and i get some peace to do what i want on the weekend

So your basically a drug dealer

I don't think i need it, I've had covid and the first three jabs, i'm also down for annual flu shots because of the diabetes but don't have them either because i'm not a big sufferer of flu type viruses. The wife has said shes not having a fourth because she's currently undergoing physio on the shoulder she had the first three jabs in, shes convinced since the jabs its been playing up but that might be a coincidence .

The letter for my 4th one is on my desk here not sure i'm going to have it yet

To stop Harley Davidson belt drives from squeaking you should to try one

Yes i can understand that, I use gear oil on my bike chains mainly because i got a 25L drum of it for free but the chains always look a lot cleaner with the oil than when i use chain lube on them.

Exactly Moon if you don't like what you see don't vote for it after all its only bike of the month you don't even get a fucking prize

Don't you have to have something like one drip per minute unlike this place where you get 20 drips a second LOL

I was thinking you would say both but its none of them, I took them with my old canon digital camera, they are how the photos looked after i pressed the button but before i pressed the button i played about with the settings on the camera and took a few shots of the same scene on different settings until i got a shot i liked and that's what photographers do but obviously a lot better than me, they are basically applying filters before they take the photo i applied one on some of my photos after i took them so in reality adjusting your camera before you take a photo is no different to enhancing a photo after it has been taken. This is the top photo taken a few times using different settings on the camera on the same day at the same time so how can you tell if its been manipulated before or after the photo is taken

I cant until you answered my question above

I used to get 12mpg out of my old range rover around town

I can beat that Bob 9mpg on my old YZ490 when i was enjoying myself

Why do i get the feeling this is a clickbait type post

@XTreme I don't consider what i done as photo shop, buckster adding his bike to that Lion photo is what i consider photoshop After sleeping on this i had an interesting thought, which of these two photos i took would you call photo shop on.

You just cant write stuff like that on here

Why would he be wearing it when hes walking