Sir Fallsalot

Just sent a poo sample off, got a bowel screening kit in the post this morning i think i'm at that age where i need to find a doctor with small hands

No good asking me you just quoted my post where i admit i know fuck all about it

Or still waiting for the AA to turn up

That's the problem i don't believe anything and will be the first to admit i know fuck all about religion but i found it funny anyway

He's not but his seminary course starts next week so he could be in the future

I like the Honda ones as they integrate neatly with the bike so you get the heat setting displayed on the screen plus the controller for the grips is built into them so no separate switch but even with all that to persuade me i'd still like them to get hot, i know fussy ain't i

The Honda heated grips were useless on the Africa twin when it came out barely getting warm they were £300 before fitting and Honda refused to acknowledge there was a fault with them luckily I read about them before I bought any

I prefer to be called gay

Fucking Photoshop what do you say Xtreme

It probably high tails it home at the first sight of a cloud in the sky followed by a vigorous polishing

You are going to hell and Buckster will be your boss for all eternity

I thought that was going to be good until i google what it meant bit of a let down LOL

Depends whether there was strawberry ice cream involved

Was that after receiving try giving it's supposed to be better so i'm told

Just think about it if we get a word Slowly will be there to defend us when its used

I've been trying to think as a straight man what name could a gay person call me for me to be offended and i just cant think of one is it because there is no word or because i just don't care and if there isn't a word when are we going to get one feeling left out LOL

You spoilt it now that was for the plebs to decipher I've always pronounced it this way egg-lis-oo-roo, not sure its correct but near enough worked there a few years ago thought i'd never be able to pronounce it after reading it but seems to roll off the tongue easily,

oops i thought he was talking about the van

I cant look at it without seeing this

You sir have offended me

I understand what your saying and agree it can be offensive to some but none of those some are on this forum and if they were and let themselves be known i'd say that the gay ribbing would cease from all as a matter of respect to them, all except Buckster that is