Saul

Brought home a new project today

Who said they didn't like you, drama queen. People didn't like the picture, obviously because nobody voted for it. BOTM is about the picture or should be. Take better pictures and stop whinging. also try and recognise when people are pulling your leg.

It wasn't the bike that was unpopular

I would have voted for the Dildo but had to vote for Skippy instead

That was the point of what I was saying, Mash is a French brand but made in China as are all the other examples I gave as they are european brands but made in China.

Assembled there . Bit like Mash being French, some BMW's and KTM's being German and Austrian or Husqvarnas being Swedish Tis the way the world is going.

Had a close look at one of these the other day, seriously thinking about it. Lovely sounding 360 degree crank motor, lightish, plenty of torque for a 500 twin and very miserly on fuel.

Don’t worry Pedro I still support BoM

Not into vans Dear Boy.

Oh. Dear, I didn’t think you and Biblester were on the same team

Put your cock away nonce

How High does, watches and asks questions. Grace not so much but she has leaned basics like looking after her chain, tyre pressures oil and stuff. Kids in my experience are not as keen to have a go as our generations were and are. More worried about the consequences of getting it wrong. When Graces CBR failed the MoT on fork seals she panicked and didn’t want to ride home from the test. I convinced her that the bike was no different to when she rode there when she didn’t know about the problem and was fine to ride home. I told her that the tester would have told her if the bike was not safe to ride home. So she came around. My two with bikes just expect me to look after the bikes and show no interest in getting involved which does annoy me. But I can’t let the bikes go neglected. I don’t mind with Shadow so much but my boy is another matter but I won’t rant on that subject here.

That’s the point really, I enjoy playing with bike stuff, and I do like helping the kids out like my dad did with me. Nice to be more than a grumpy old git on occasion.

And my older Daughter likes her purple hair, she did ask if you were neurodiverse though. I defended you and said: ‘No he is just a twat’ . She walked off in shrieks of laughter

Shadows Boyfriend How High, (as in when she says jump he asks) Drippy fucker, but ultimately good lad who treats her right and does as he is told by her.

Pure talent

On a roll today I cleaned and fitted new rear pads to How Highs bike. All dry as a bone and less than 1mm of life left on the old pads. All sorted and back together.

Really not climbing out of the gutter are we

You are just that little bit behind, bit like Jonesy from Dad's Army

Oh Dear, you really do dwell in a dark place

Got to look after the next generation of bikers. She is waxing lyrically about A2's and a CB500F as her next bike. Grace with my daughters in the summer. To be honest she is like a 3rd daughter to us.

Just seen Grace and the CBR passed this time, and she dropped off a load of Nero Nespresso pods as a thank you. Pays to look after Baristas. Next job is a full service for it so I will send her the links for the right stuff to buy and then find a day to do it for her.

All fixed