Saul

Nothing like stating the obvious to hint at a conspiracy

Out and about with the Dear Boy today, Did a loop around the cliffs and home, I misspoke before it was 7.7k not 7.5. Just checked my watch thing. Noticed a lone fishing boat out in the bay. On Thursday you normally see a warship out in the Bay as we aren't that far away from Plymouth. I haven't seen one for weeks now which makes me think they are elsewhere. For some strange reason Odie, the short ginger fella, loves a bit of rock hopping. He once saw a crab and has been looking for Mr Pinchy ever since. Walking up out of the beach I saw some green and pleasant land that I thought Pete would like the look of

Depends if I have anything out of that white tin. Sometimes we sing show tunes together.

Yes I see now the error of my ways, should have been a St Georges/Butchers Apron

Did it offend you Wokey.

He was there when I started my shift. We share the office with the District Nurses so I think he is on there team.

My seat of misery with the oldest slowest PC in the world. At least I have my little mate to talk to.

Oh the side panel. Have you been to the optician recently

I hope not I am waiting for some stuff from Amazon.

Oh all right, I thought it would be a good game An Banner Kernewek (A small Cornish flag).

I was out cleaning my bike this afternoon and I heard someone say "I like your bike". I looked up and it was an Amazon delivery guy, who looked to be of South Asian heritage. I said I was pleased with it, to which he smiled and said "Made in a good country".

It's only a little thing Matron.

Sorry none of them

I take your point here is a before shot.

Nope that has been on for a week or more.

To use Henry Cole parlance I have been shining my sled. So bike clean, can you spot the new addition?

It was it seemed like half the street went down laughing at the performance. Another time I stayed there Saturday overnight with a friend, I decided to run off my hangover in the morning, still in my rugby days so I could actually run then. Whilst going down towards the ferry slip I saw a chap looking very bleary eyed coming out the back of some council flats doing the walk of shame. What I thought was quite unusual was the chap was still in full Saltash rugby kit covered in mud from the day before carrying his boots. Saltash is a fair way from Torpoint and I bet he had had an interesting Saturday night. I would have loved to know the story but did not think it was a good time to ask.

It's bloody Cornwall mate you have you pay to breathe let alone park.

When you do tell her Torpoint is the asshole of Cornwall I dread us going to a call there at work. I did work there at Thancks Tanks, Naval Avgas storage facility years ago. Not a pleasant place. I made the mistake of going out there one New Years, saw some fantastic new years fighting in the street. One that comes to mind was one drunken serviceman trying to headbut another whilst wearing a Giraffe costume. Hard to explain but the guys head was halfway down the neck of the costume so when he tried to drop the nut the stuffed head about 18 inches above his real one swung in a massive arc. You had to be there really but trust me it was very funny.

When you live on our narrow little peninsula it is quite possible to have 4 seasons in one day. Tis clearing now but still blowing up rough

Horizontal rain and blowing bell tink.

You would never believe it was like this just 4 days ago, its like fecking Mordor out there now.

When I am tested next year I will have to remind myself, "What would Buckster do".

I wish that were an option but as always in life it's complicated. The girl in question circulated photoshopped nude photos with my daughters face on them. Police have dealt with it. This vile child was not in my daughters school at the time (6 months ago) although she knew her, but is starting there this week, after being expelled from most schools in the area. That's why my daughter lost it. There is more to it but for my daughter's sake it is best not to share to much. To be fair my daughters school didn't know but does now. I am not happy for my daughter to go to another school, this is rural Cornwall and schools are spread out. Next two nearest options are 7 miles away and not somewhere I would be happy for her to go. We can see her current school from the window. So our best option is to get things sorted there.