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He's bothered with doves perching on the chimney and the neighbour's tv antena and acting all confident up there. He bloody hates cats, though, a few of them dare to cross the garden when he's inside and all hell breaks loose, I once ran to open the door in stealth mode, he was a foot away from catching the surprised cat that managed to get away with a screech. The contentment from the scare he put the cat through? that lasted a day

If that dove on top of the chimney ever decides to land near the ground, it's fucked Costa, the dog, finally laid down in frustration after 20 minutes sitting down waiting for the bird to fall from it's perch ...

The "no gays in Ireland" one is priceless and a work of comedy genious!

I sure hope you give this a try, Chris, if you’re brave enough. Just be mindful to not let the magic smoke escape from the wires. Also, a broche in Portuguese is slang for a blowjob. (Saw it in one of the electrical drawings...) This is the extent of my advice

You married your cousin?

If the worst scenario comes and being vaccinated is what separates from catching a terminal disease or not, you can indeed call that the great reset

Indeed it happened but I don’t think it was on purpose

Just water it down and it'll compact enough to compensate for the body's mass. Then plaster it on top of the body. All it'll do is give the worms a couple extra days to get to it.

Ride it on the salt and then rush back to town for a power wash?

Let's just assume Columbo isn't going to be on the case, or everyone's fucked. It's no joke, though, it's a tough situation and the poor lady or girl has to live with it, regardless of she really has to or not. Wack to the back of the head with a hammer, on a dark street, and just carry on walking.

I needed reinforcements, too many english right here

now bringing this here, because I’m a wizard on my phone!

You prove it, you posted a ride report before even getting out of the house, that’s Buckster level to the square right there!

I declare this thread a proper fail. All @Slowlycatchymonkeydid was stay in and binge eat Pizza Hut for a week!

I love it how everyone is an expert in marketing and business when talking about Harley Davidson, one of the world’s most recognised brands (not only amongst motorcycling brands) and by far the longest running motorcycle manufacturer.

That’s his luck for having a great antivirus

I wonder what will happen, though, when I demand to have the AZ vaccine so I can travel back in time

Unfortunately only one, knowing what I know today, any day before February 2018

If I ever do ride in the US, I don't know how I would cope with being stuck in normal traffic like if driving a car.

WOW, the huge trees, the crater lake, the Salt Flats, the desert roads, that's all amazing. The temperature changes are also amazing. The size of that lake and the water colour is mesmerizing.

Do you feel the urge to going back to scooters, @Six30?

Well, if you think this is how a lady dresses, I think you´ve been fooled before And they're called japanese blinds, your granny had curtains!

Get them on the phone with your brother in law, and just scream "golf" in the distance

It's a cemetery accross from the garage, old school portuguese one with comfy marble tombstones ... dogs are barking already ...