Skippy

Hey………….my pants were fully upright

I may never recover.

The first one was because @XTreme had his wallet out and the second was because I was weighing up how to nick that new Transalp.

That’s true that is

Yep they sounded great, mine had some carbon fibre race cans on it and it used to set car alarms off if I went past to close. When I started it inside my garage the bloody windows used to rattle so much I thought they would fall out!

There’s more chance of @XTreme not going on about his gender realignment than it raining.

Don’t be tempted to throw your leg over too fast mate………..riiiiiip

They certainly needed treating with some respect. To be honest, I didn’t have the talent to push it too far, but even for an average rider like me, it was a great ride.

A fairly short wheelbase, loads of power and less than clever rear suspension unit.

So many to choose from but for sheer, scary, balls-out attitude it has to be my original TL1000S. It gives me a stiffie just thinking about even after all these years.

It’s a CB500X official accessory apparently.

It’s part of their DNA to be cranky.

The only problem I’ll have is getting you to open your wallet and buy me a coffee

Thanks Marcel, that’s an image I didn’t need in my head

I’m not pissing around taking photos of you on Sunday!

I’m not squeamish but even I draw the line there.

Right O, 1230 it is. Make sure you bring a tablecloth and napkins this time.

Yep sounds fine to me, meet there for midday? Gives me a chance to get the dogs out for a decent walk and also not have to use the motorway.

Rendevous you plonker.

So, I’m clear for Sunday @XTreme so we need to pick a RV? How far can you and you groin ride?

You should consider it a penance for being Welsh.

Only if they ride Harleys.

Now you tell me.

There’s a better than average chance I will be but if I do and I see your hand move anywhere but towards your wallet I’m fucking right off! Catch up nearer the weekend mate and I’ll have a better idea.

……….and the need to give cyclists a 1.5m space when you overtake them. My mate got nicked up near Altea and it’s not like you can argue with them is it?