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That's an outrageous thing to say, it's not 5 miles....It's 8.04672 Kilometres.

That's one half of a joke isn't it? You lot. You're an arsehole, you're an arsehole and you're an arsehole. I'm not an arsehole. Okay, get over there with the c*nts then.

Ban Eye Brick Knob. It has a nice ring to it. Adds to the stress of the SAS selection as well, let's see them pronounce when puking up their lunch at the end of a run, that'll separate the men from the boys.

Our gift to the world, but are the buggers grateful? Bit worried about the nasty looking knife in your picture! Even more worried about why it is resting on a jar.

Say hello to the Croatianons for us.

Same bloke could drive a nail into a rafter with one blow of his hammer, I was mocked for taking longer (tippy tap tippy tap is more my style). On the other hand I would have to go and get the box of plasters from his car every few days when he hit his own finger.

Always cracks me up.

Is this to help with Harley owner's depression?

I had a job labouring for a roofer for a few weeks when I was about 18. Standing on a roof stripped of tiles there was strong gust of wind and I lost my balance and started to fall backwards, a few floors below me was a large green house. He only used ladders, never scaffolding. I had a claw hammer in one hand and I managed to hook the claw over a batten and stop myself. "I nearly fell off then!" I shouted in shaky legged terror. He replied that if I did fall off I could bring up the next batch of tiles.

57, had to work it out on a calculator though.

It's like a ferry but with food and drink provided Pete.

Graven images!

Somewhere a tax man is looking at that video and touching himself whilst thinking of taxing motor bikes as cars.

Plus you get Green Shield Stamps again now.

I watched this just to see how the singer from Dexy's looks now (rough). The narrow cobbled alley at the start is Voss Street, scene of the first time I ever drove a 4 wheeled vehicle on the road, a works escort van from one end to the other after I asked my mate if I could have a try. I didn't take actual driving lessons for another 2 years. Notice that he gets no strange looks whilst wandering along Bethnal green Road market, they are used to much worse than a bad pair of trousers. Although I did see a Moslem woman covering her face with her head scarf when she realised she was on film.

Does it not have a folded protective sheet to put the laminating sheet inside before going through the heated part. You could use a large envelope. I know some laminators use them and some don't. I once found out which was which when I had to open one up and slice melted plastic off the rollers with a scalpel.

The Truman Show was not a documentary.

I feel left out, I'm not dapper or distinguished and I don't have a very old bike or a brand new one that looks like a classic bike. I could wear my pants on the outside I suppose, they're classical looking....covered in 'dap' as well.

Wallace and fucking Gromit now

Is that his Welsh barber?

Top box sympathy discount on tax I hear.

NFE Normal for Spain.

Yes, how do you know we are all real here? Perhaps we are just here to keep you occupied so you don't delve too deeply into lots of secret bollocks.

Jackson Lamb quote of the day You lot, just concentrate on the four Fs, Where the fuck, who the fuck, why the fuck and how the fuck......

She's in Magpie Murders as well.