Buckster

You mean the formula that doesn’t give you cancer?

It seems like you get a lot of bad weather there.

Now there’s an idea, we will make a chef out of you yet.

It’s completely clear what’s there, it’s a typical munchy box, deep fried sausage, fish, hamburgers, onion rings, battered fritters, chicken nuggets and haggis nuggets on a bed of chips, personally I would add salt and sauce.

I know what you are thinking and you are right… it needs bacon.

Scottish treat for @Pedro

But at least he has found the remote control.

Makes a change from you sniffing the glue.

Followed by how to flounce afterwards.

I see you have a steering wheel on your Indian now. Good to see you have a step to get up on it now as well with you being so short.

It would certainly fit a 6’1” short rider.

Possibly.

What about the new Himalayan? I saw one the other day, I little underpowered but it looks good and the finish looks like it will survive the winters.

Are you making an early play?

It’s difficult to say with the Chinese bikes these days, some are better than others. Someone at work has one of the Benelli’s and it looks like it is decent quality, it will be interesting to see what it looks like after winter. Saying that, older jap bikes don’t fair well in winter either. What you need is a good Harley Davidson, a real motorcycle.

Council estates, what a shithole.

It has been there since Tuesday you bellend.

Is that what happened to @Marcel le Moose Fondler?

It will be a cold day in hell before the North Sea is that colour.