Buckster

You don't worry about weight when you look at women, why should he worry about it looking at bikes?

Needs bigger bags.

That not what the midgets say.

Go scrape your scabs.

First impressions of the Cobra Chrome are good, it is less susceptible to tracking and I have already started scraping the floorboards.

I think it is the perfect bike for you.

Just think, if you got a Versys you wouldn’t be a mangy ginger homo, you would just be a mangy ginger.

Well I did 470 miles over the weekend, slept two nights under canvas, drank beer and whisky and whiskey, had lunch with a beautiful woman, made some new friends and now I’m home changing the oil on the bike. I’m a fucking legend, you lot need to respect my authority.

You can't talk, you only have one leg.

I built a reputation for being a mother fucker. It has served me in life.

Is China open for business?

It was one of Pete’s nomme de plumes.

Well and truly fofilled.

Pants.

This is actually @Slowlycatchymonkey’s pen name.

Tell your twin not to visit, if he lives locally.

So you think Pete would ask questions like this?

Marcel has a twin?

So which twin was the father?

She was dating twins?

Yeah but when you use a mirror you think that looks fine too, so you may not be the best person to ask.