Buckster

This is like living out an episode of The Krypton Factor.

He rides a Honda.

"They're "

I think he means the love shack.

Stayed a few days?

Only once, what can we learn from this?

or the colour of his pubes.

I don't need no stinking kick starter.

Dead dogs and shit like that.

He sounds like a feckless twat, then you see him trying to do something on a bike and you realise he is a feckless twat.

for the tree.

The bolt is never going to be an issue, in fact I would replace that anyway with something made of marine stainless. I get bolts and fasteners here.

And left the step stool out.

A bit of travel advice, when visiting Edinburgh you don't have to lock up your motorbike. But I recommend it anyway, or else it will be stolen.

I rest my case.

No they went to a laundromat.

So you only knew one heterosexual.

I just threw up in my mouth.

Jury duty continues.

Weather looks shit here.