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That's a sort of "What is the Meaning of Life" type question Tym! We'll never know the answers to those.

Doesn't look ginger to me!

I've got underpants older than you Rich!

You'd die happy if you had mouth to mouth from a Portuguese guy who eats roadkill?

Oh god......he's sneaked out behind their back!

You're throwing them out deliberately now Michelle! One of these old gits will end up having a heart attack.......and they ain't getting mouth to mouth from me. I'll delegate that gig to @Pedro

Get a grown up to read it to you or something!

Well there's a surprise...... @Swagman's not online. I expect the nurses in the Old Folks Home have put him to bed for the night. The old boy has had a busy two days generating 164 posts! And all of them total shit! That takes some doing!

Yeh.....I remember that! Wasn't it when we had an offroad event in South Wales on DSUK/MB?

Sounds like he needs a smack round the head with a deckchair on Brighton sea front while somebody plays "My Generation" on their stereo.

You're not the first woman to tell him that Michelle!

Yes you do! But be aware that you're now part of a crew that basically no other forum wants as members. I've always viewed the demographic as OldSchool Greasers who never changed. No other forum has ever tried to poach our members......they just look at the shit that they post and give thanks to God that they dodged the bullet.

Thanks Bruce......just when I think I can't get any lower in the gene pool......I somehow manage it. But let me say right now.....they're old, they've ridden bikes all their lives......and they're seriously stupid fuckers! So they're a perfect fit for us.

Well Six has opened the door a bit now.....so I will add to what he said. When I asked the Mod to show me where we were giving noobs a hard time (cos that's what we were accused of)......he went away for some time and came back saying he couldn't find any examples of that happening. None! They didn't exist! Then he added that "it was a feeling that the Mods had". WTF is that all about? Is the place run on "feelings" now rather than rules or actual things that have happened? And also that we (as in me and Six) were making something out of nothing. So us proving that we hadn't broken any rules meant that we were making something out of nothing? What was a red flag to me was the line "This place wouldn't be the same without you two". So out of the blue the scenario where we were no longer members was introduced into the equation. Does any of this make any sense to you? Cos it sure as hell doesn't make any sense to us. Basically we were singled out for no reason! Or maybe they did have a reason known only to themselves? Who knows? If they don't want us there just tell us straight out. I'm fine with that! Yes.....there are times when you run forums that you need to deal with situations.....I know that very well after nearly 20 years of running forums. But it wasn't the time because there was no situation. We just had the PM out of the blue late at night. Am I bothered? Not at all. Have I got bad feelings towards the place? No! I wish them all the best for the future. I've moved on and I'm quite happy where I am! @Six30......if you think I've said anything that's not correct then just call it out.

You stole his jeans as well?

FFS don't suffer any Death and Dismemberment just after joining cos no doubt I'll get the blame for it. And other forums will be telling their members that this place is some sort of Death Cult.

We seem to have moved from motorcycle jeans to sodomy and stolen wallets. Unlike other places there's no deleted posts or incomprehensible warnings by PM going on here. Instead it gets moved to the relevant department that handles matters such as sodomy and stolen wallets.

It's the legendary Brit "Carry on" series of films from the 50's/60's/70's.......full of smutty double entendres and sexist remarks. They couldn't be made now......people would get offended. Here's an example....

Well the pair of them need to sort out their relationship offline really. And probably wouldn't be a bad idea if @Swagman gave him his wallet back either!

Don't tell me you're involved in this gay thing as well skyrider?

I think @Grasshopper's Ride could be interested?

Your relationship with Swagman has got nothing to do with this forum. Keep it to yourselves.

It's there in Ride Reports Michelle!