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Renew them Clive! Don't tell me you're going to spend the rest of your life never leaving Plague Island?

I know there was a firm in Malaga doing CB500X's.

Bootlegging Roy Orbison's music? Is there no level you won't stoop to Yen?

No bike rental here.....I'm in the middle of nowhere. But if you flew into Granada, Alicante, Murcia, Almeria, or Malaga airports then you could book here: https://www.wellcomebikersespana.com/

Why do you think I didn't retire? That and the fact that in principle I can earn the equivalent of 2 months Pension in 3 or 4 days on occasions. Hypothetically of course. A gig of that magnitude would obviously take weeks to complete!

Both of you fly out! Ren and his missus flew over when Lyn and Dell came here.

Why's that Clive?

Personally, I think 2021 is going to be a repeat of last year. It'll probably take till the end of the year to get the vaccine fully rolled out.

I don't think I'll be involved in any high speed pursuits on a 48bhp A2 legal bike Pedro.

I'll admit that on one occasion I did tell my mate Javi on the petrol pumps here that the bloke with me was a rampant homosexual who wanted to fuck him up the ass! Sorry.....I did it on two occasions! The other time was on the phone to the Service Manager in the Skoda dealer in Teruel about Dell who was there with him broken down at the time. Dell said to me afterwards....."that guy in the Skoda dealer kept looking at me really weird!"

Depending on the Covid situation obviously. Because a few months ago on another forum @Richzx6r told me that he's planning to ride down here this year! Now most of you have known me online for getting on 20 years, some of you know me personally from when I was in the UK, and @Pedro has actually been here twice. Yes, there has been one or two situations in the past here involving motorcycle crashes, hospital visits, broken bones, sleeping underground in caves, food poisoning, food spitting onto visitors' plates, dental problems, intimidation by Rottweilers, getting strangled by ghosts, carjacking, and brawls in pubs. But nowhere's perfect is it? So for those of you who know me........what advice would you give to Rich on what to expect?

I will never know that feeling Clive!

Yes.....somebody (at random) gets an incomprehensible Warning PM!

Not involved.....they're always out with the Uptown Girls!

Another sad case of a Radicalised Negro Bruce! What you say @Tym?

You gotta run it past the Boys on the Board......then they gotta run it past The Boys Downtown!

I'm not sure Dave.......him and his missus both had bikes, then they sold them years ago. I don't think he has any interest in them now.

Nobody understands dirt more than @yen_powell

You're not restricted from riding Dave?

Nice one Dave! What's that on top of the clocks?