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.....and everybody else's food as well by the look of it!

Fucking hell......you're a fat bastard Rich!

How can a parcel for Connecticut end up in Ohio? Were JB Hunt parps involved?

That's got potential Bruce! And I think adding the phrase "You Pitiful Cunts" at the end could really resonate with people.

This thread is about the Header Image......not men having oral sex with each other. Keep your gobbling in the Sodomy thread FFS!

It was the Manic Depressives Newsgroup as I recall Bruce!

"Connect with other sad fuckers just like yourself - For no reason at all".

Not the side view though......those will cut down the space available for other bikes!

Yeh but generally they were distance shots.......and we're looking for something different.

Every few weeks I put up a post on FaceButt to publicise this place but it never seems to attract much attention! So I've decided to adopt a completely different approach than the usual "Join our Forum" etc......others do that too and we need to be different. So I went with this...... I'll see if that gets a better response......if not I'll step it up a level to something like..... "Adventure Motorcycles - We won't just fuck you up - We'll fuck you up for life". Any other hard hitting alternatives you can suggest?

Cos you started using the editor to reply and didn't post......so it saves it.

Once again I've got to apologise to @Grasshopper's Ride for the deviant filth that gets posted on here!

I was waiting for your Trolling Clive!

50 years for me this June! And everybody said I wouldn't live beyond my teens!

70's if you don't mind!

No.....we need to show a cross section of bikes that's representative of the membership. I don't want it to look like some sort of drop-in centre for Pretentious Beemer Fuckwits and Fashion Victims!

I'll photoshop it straighter if it gets selected!

Bender got to him and dragged him back you mean?

Now as you know, the BOTM (Bike of the Month) winner gets their bike in the header for a month. The problem is that because of the height restrictions for the header (cos you can't have it coming right down the page).......pics have to be taken from a distance which tends not to look that good. So I've come up with the idea of moving BOTM winner elsewhere "below the fold" and running with an eye catching graphic in the header instead. There are top quality images I could use there......but I'd like to personalise it a bit by using members' bikes textured into it. So here's the way forward! @Pedro will start a new thread where you can submit your entry......one member gets one entry. So if you have multiple bikes you have to select one only. To get a decent number of bikes in the graphic we ideally need a front view showing a bit of the side......something like this..... And try and have some sort of decent background immediately behind the bike. Not taken in front of a Dumpster, or a public toilet or something! Obviously the site is adventure based so some good offroad ones would suit, but we also need road ones too. So even if your bike doesn't fit in the adventure/dualsport/enduro genre it's still eligible. Even @Tym's mopeds qualify......but @BusBoy's boat and @Buckster's bus don't. I know this site is a bit different to others in many ways......but boats and buses are just too surreal! At this stage I can't say how many bikes we'll get in there.......cos we can't jam them in. I'd estimate about 6. Ultimately it may come down to a vote.......so you need to find your best shot and in the highest quality that you can. Don't post your entries here..... @Pedro will start a new thread for that. But if you have any ideas that may be useful then let's hear them! Once again, another initiative that puts ButtRider in the shade! Tell 'em @Tym

No sign of @Swagman? Have the nurses in the Old Folks Home sedated the twat?

No.....they should be belted with a pointy stick and a medium sized rock.

Bruce is colour blind.......for 15 years he's been saying my previous helmet was purple.