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Problem is my gay tyres are sticky as hell on the road Bob.

I thought he was more inclined to Roger the Cabin Boy?

If I'd had one I would have taken it Michelle.....can't have Fred getting one over on me!

It was clean dirt Fred! I did a recon first!

Here's my contribution to the mediocrity of this forum!

Scanning Google Earth I found some ruins just before the border with Murcia.....so that fitted in with the criteria of not being able to leave the Granada province. So off I went to check them out......and when I got there I found there'd been a number of buildings in place, spread right across the plot. They definitely weren't domestic, so more likely they were agricultural at some point. There were even small openings to tunnels or underground areas, but there was no way I could fit through those gaps! This one didn't have the spooky feel, or the element of danger that I thrive on! But until I'm unleashed into other provinces I've just got to make the most of the more local misery and devastation

The ride report will be coming soon!

What Tym said!

I thought only Death didn't have a head? But that image was done before he lost it obviously.

You wouldn't last two minutes over here with me in the Epicentre of Dark Motorcycling Bob! A lot of these places here are haunted you know! Squelching around in mud isn't going to help you one little bit when you come face to face with The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse! Tell him @Tym

Change of plans......not going to Baza! Because scanning Google Earth I've found some Mad Max style ruins......just before the Murcia border. So I can legally go there. Not sure exactly how difficult it is to access them......I'm hoping "not very". Or even better "very easy".

I can see you've handled a few tools in your time @Grasshopper's Ride

I think Buck wants to put the willies up your best friend @Slowlycatchymonkey!

I'm really sick of this shit! Worst Winter here I've ever known.......and in places they've had temperatures lower than they ever have!

I knew I could count on you to have my back Six! I'll get on the Sargnet 587 straight away.....that'll sort these annoying cunts out!

Went down to -3 overnight......and due to get up to 12 mid afternoon. So I'll be out......but obviously later on. Might take a nice easy jaunt to the old railway station in Baza......the Beemer's never been there!

What @Tym said! @yen_powell is normally the graveyard man......looks like @Sir Fallsalot is moving into his territory now!

Moved into Ride Reports! That doll in the cemetery is creepy though.......I'd say we can file this one under Dark Motorcycling! What you say @Tym?

Haven't heard from Tony the Tools if he wants to tag along again tomorrow. Wife's convinced that I did something stupid to put him off......cos apparently that's what I always do.

I always thought it was the father that it came from.....but I'm not bald and my boy will probably have a head like a billiard ball when he's 35 in a couple of years time. Now this is me with him at 35....... So where has his baldness come from? Got to be from his mother's side where all the males were slapheads! What you say @Slowlycatchymonkey?

It looks like it's trying to wheelie Bruce?