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I don't know how Gaston Rahier even got on this thing back in 1985! But he won it......and with the bike busted up!

To prevent derailing Michelle's thread, can everybody shift their non-Dakar posting over to:

I wasn't sure whether you were going to come out with that one Clive! But at least you did it subtly......."Mine used to shag my brother". I'm not sure if anybody's going to top that one.....it's certainly made my used jamrag seem somewhat trivial!

Due to @Mawsley being a Twat we all got a bollocking from @Grasshopper's Ride for derailing her Dakar thread. So she's laid the law down and told us to start a new thread to dish the dirt on our exes! I'll kick it off...... My ex-wife (76-82) used to leave used jamrags on the floor! One time I accidentally stepped on one barefoot in the bathroom. It was like trying to get a blood soaked flipper off my fucking foot! Over to you guys!

Sorry Michelle......we seem to have slightly diverged from the Dakar Rally onto Sanitary Towels. That twat @Mawsley is responsible!

Mine used to leave used jamrags on the floor! One time I accidentally stepped on one barefoot in the bathroom. It was like trying to get a blood soaked flipper off my fucking foot!

I was married to Wife 1 then......you know what that's like! So does @Clive!

Second one looks more like a streetfighter to me! First one is very impressive.....but what does it weigh?

He changed his name so he could get away with fucking some bird in the dark behind the chip shop back in the 70's as I understand it. Then got confused about what his name was. So confused he eventually bought a Chinese bike!

What about having sex with people you don't live with?

Here's one of mine from 40 years ago.......no skeletons in my closet! Note the old leather, ripped (at the groin) jeans, Graham Parker T shirt? No dresses or makeup on my watch!

You'd have 6 pints on the way to town......and then you started drinking there?

Well let's see you done up in make up like Steve Strange then?

You got any pics from that era Dave?

So who is actually restricted there now? Cos I've seen people saying they've upped the tiers but I still see guys out riding to different places on FB.

Growing up I can remember seeing the damage caused by the Blitz!

Great shots Dave.....but those roads look messy! No salt out is there?

@Mawsley.....seen who's turned up?

I've corrected it now you geriatric!

You've put your reply in the original quote! Can't you old people get your shit together FFS!

Have you thought about a T700? @boboneleg has got one and he rates it pretty highly......

I've found over the years that Mods cause more problems than they solve......so there never will be a Mod gig here! There's no need......we're never going to be Buttrider!

@Six30......good to see you. For the rest of you, Six is an old friend of mine from another forum. And yes.....I do have friends funnily enough! He's another lifer so he knows the score!

It's too cold to give her a bath at the moment.