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Exactly Sofia! My cunning plan is to have all you ladies all over the forum......and keep the imbeciles well hidden until people have actually joined!

......for anybody missing any Ride Reports now! Because the right hand column on the home page now has a module that automatically updates when a new report is posted! As you know, I'm really keen on Ride Reports! Because it demonstrates that despite being a low rent, low class, uncouth forum where everybody talks complete shit.......we do actually ride! You may well be surprised to know that there are some forums out there where the members appear to be unable to create ride reports! So do those people actually ride? Who knows! I'm sure we don't want to look like that....so now, even the casual observers who are browsing can see what we're all about!

The ring must be pretty big if you can get a tractor in it!

Hedgehog rescue?

Corbin seat might help?

What is it @Tym?

So you start sailing at night then?

I've never been one that's thought I'd like to ride a particular road, or in this case, track. My thing has always been that I have to have an endpoint......you know, a reason to ride to a particular place. So yes, I obviously want to enjoy the ride, but I need something at the end of it. That's why these mobility restrictions do my head in.....I'm prevented from reaching the endpoints that I want. I haven't been able to dot any more places on my abandoned railway station map for over 6 months now.

Looking good there Bruce! How long till the tide comes back?

From what I can see, the people who have personality or are "characters" are a dying breed! The younger generation who were brought up in the internet era seem to be devoid of that in real life interactions. And the older ones who maybe once had a bit of spark in them have now degenerated into miserable, complaining twats!

You've really worked with some odd people Yen?

Good turnout Chris! Got to give it to the French though.....they know how to protest!

Brilliant vid Eric.......what camera is he using?

Bethan and Dewi......both desperately in need of a hose down now!

Great stuff Eric....keep it coming!

No doubt @Pedro has got a few shots of the Ring!

What sort of mileage did you do Eric?

And then too lazy to do a Ride Report! And about time we seen one from you too Alan! And from @Renegade. Let's be honest.......it must be the ultimate humiliation for you Cardiff types having to be carried by a Jack?

Another 13 today......we're now up to 34 after going down to 2. Fucking stupid Dagos!

You stalking Michelle on FB?

The system sent the same thing twice for some reason. I'll send you another one now saying "Don't visit Adventure Motorcycles till you get a fucking camera".

You made it @Rikki......nice one! For the rest of you.....Rikki's been a friend of mine for many years! He's a Jock in Spain. But he's one of that rare breed of Brit in Spain......a young one! Rikki.....I haven't seen Wilz about for a while.....is he OK?

The weatherman called it right!