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I don't where you get this idea I'm pale skinned......cos I'm not. This was taken in December (in Summer I'm much darker) and you can see the difference between me and Tony the Tools. He's got more of a Brit complexion than me.

Are you in the thing being pulled?

Wow! Isn't the water cold though?

I always said that the only way I'd go back is in handcuffs! And now, due to not being in the EU, UK arrest warrants no longer apply here! I'm in the clear!

That wasn't the case with Clive though.

Well I never expected Clive to flounce......he seemed to be one of the most level headed guys here. Which doesn't say much really.

Here's mine!

You know the drill......one photo, it must be your bike and taken this month. Submissions will run until Wednesday 28th, then voting will take place on the 29th and 30th. So off you go!

If Bruce flounced would he thereafter be known as "Flouncing Boater?"

Didn't he used to be in Ren's gang?

With the air you keep losing I'd be concerned whether you're getting any of that Chemtrail shit in your air!

Did you put French or British air in? You shouldn't mix air!

Nobody will hang out with me cos I'm a savage.........and they don't want to ride with me due to the risk of getting exposed to Motorcycling Tourette's. Tell 'em @Pedro! Let's get a second opinion on this! @Bruce.......am I a savage and do I suffer from Motorcycling Tourette's?

You dressed in rubber yet Bruce?

Just got pulled in the car by the Guardia Civil doing spot checks. Probably making sure that no outsiders are in the town because the perimetral restriction is in effect - nobody goes out and nobody comes in.

Is that you Ray?

We need a good troll really! Someone who can wind everybody up......cos people are getting complacent!

Can you get the disasters on film Fred? That'll give us an SEO boost!

Nice one Keith.......weather looks good too! I miss the roadside burger vans.....you don't see those here!

Planning to go far Michelle?

@yen_powell is usually humming!